you sound like a dying walrus being attacked by a herde of monkey with spatulas
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jokes and quotes :)
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sober irishman
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7 seconds
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changing a man
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super shy act
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facebook
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alarm clocks
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attitude problem
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"the bathroom"
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caught sleeping in school
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myspace, twitter, yahoo, google +facebook
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brick
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boy/girl
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pretty today ugly yesterday
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fish? :S
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google
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pepsi, coke, monoploy money
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attention seeking
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lazy rule
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breaking news
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facebook
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seafood seefood
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awakard
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did you know??
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creepy noises
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bad memory
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chocolate
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awakard
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"k"
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4 legs and squeeks
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homework no problem
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awkward
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challenge accepted
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dear stupied cupid
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true story
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police *crackers*
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TYPOS
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can't cook
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found you nose
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buying condoms
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athletic
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high poilce
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not shy
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ROFL
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awkard
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lol
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celeb mix up
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classic line
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teacher/student
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joke no laugh yes
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chuildren= accidents
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dear freezer
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test
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sluts get owned
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remote trouble
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horny toaster
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knife dance
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low battery
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army
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"cool"
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haters
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sex= maths
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guilty feeling
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pretty cute
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kid/teacher
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dirty talk
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2 pains
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best feelings
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serial killer
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BREASTS, LEG AND THIGHS
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gift
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f**k me
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marry him
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Dear sluts
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24/7
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ha u flinched
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bad breath
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stop worrying
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welcome
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dying walrus
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haters
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doorknob/casino
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confused not really
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cock joke
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rape
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whatever
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wwe joke
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boy/girl
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100%
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good moms great moms
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BOOBS
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parking lot
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busy
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relationship
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permission
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best kind of kiss
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95%
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nerd?
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google
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poem competition
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slinkies
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laughing
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short temper
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hurricane
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