Well it's about 8:30, and the cops are right behind us. Why? you wonder well it all started just a hour, ago or maybe longer but whatever.
Me and my best friend ended up getting a job as a servant for the president, it was all great and all until our first day.
It was about 6:40, and in the room was Jean my friend, the president, and me Nigel. I'm pretty sure that there was also a maid but I think she left.
Anyways so the president was having some white wine with his lunch, and I had to pour a glass for him.
This is when carious struck, Jean passed me a bottle and I poured the glass. When I looked at the bottle I suddenly released it was bleach!
me and Jean looked at each other. That stupid maid must of switched the bleach bottle with the wine bottle.
Well.... you guessed it, the president already finished the glass, and himself! Lol
Never mind what I just said, then me and Jean stated squabbling about who killed the president.
So with our stupidity we kidnaped the president corp, hijacked a van, and the cops are right behind us.
Bringing you back to 8:30.
Yeah not the best day but there could be worst. I guess....
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Two idiots
HumorWell....'accidentally' murder the president and carrying his body everywhere, hijack a van, take advice from an old drug dealer, there could be worse....oh but wait, your also broke, the cops are on your tail and so if your love life. Well, Jean and...
