Two idiots

Money, money, money

"Dude, do you think we lost them" Nigel poked at Jean.
"Don't ask me and take a look!" Jean was annoyed, behind the wheal.

There was a petrol store a few miles away, "we could stoke up on some fuel" Jean said looking at the the amount of petrol left.

Jean slowed down at the station and pumped the fuel into the van.
Jean and Nigel went to the counter, the lady at the counter looked way too old for the job,
oh and that make up please.....you'd have to be Frankenstein to look that ugly.
"that'll be $69.00" she grouched,
Jean patted himself
Where the fudge did he leave his wallet.

Jean whispered to Nigel about the current situation,
"wtf man, you know I'm broke what the hell are we going to do" Nigel whispered in panic.
While they were whispering of what to do, the lady at the front shouted "Excuses me will you hurry and pass the money",
"Sorry, madam I think I left my money in the van" Jean smiled
"WHAT?" Said Nigel then Jean kicked Nigel,
"Oh...right I'll just go get it".

Nigel ran back to the van, and in the store was the lady and Jean.
"Idiots" she said to herself
"Excuse me" said Jean flicking his fingers in a Z formation,
"have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror, oh but I bet it probably broke when you looked into it" he added,
"I bet you idiot don't have jobs right now, know no wonder you can't cough up the money" she replied
"You know I would puke a million times just looking at your face, but I'm afraid that my puke would jump back into my mouth, because of how ugly you are" Jean finally said.

"You son of a-""oh looks like my friend needs help I'll talk to you later" Jean said as he interrupted her and walked off to the van.
As he walked off the lady at the front gave him a death glare.

"Dude, I can't find your wallet" questioned Nigel,
"Your not so posed too, because I don't have it" Jean said irritated as he hopped into the car,
"Oh" Nigel said and also hopped into the car.
As the two drive off with out a care in the world

-a few minuets latter-

Nigel: "Dude you know we just drove off, and didn't pay"

Jean: "and your point is?"

Nigel: " my point is the cops will be chasing us"

Jean: "well they were chasing us in the beginning so....yeah"

Nigel : "hey, you know that lady before is probably so angry right now,
and another thing you and her were talking for a while there and it seemed-"

Jean: "Nigel, Say another thing and I'll kick you out of the van!"

Nigel: "okay okay, but one more thing what are we going to do with our money problem?
.....Cause I know someone who can help"

Jean: "oh really?....and another thing shut up! Nigel or I really will leave you behind!"