Fairytail TRUTH or DARE

Chapter Two ~ Auction Plan pt 1 + Google it!!

Me: Hello, guys!!!

All: OHAYOU, LAZE!!!!

Moon: Today, we're taking a break from truth or dare-

All: OH YES!!! THANK GOD!!!

Me: -instead we're planning an auction.

All: Ehhh~~😕😕😕

Natsu: What's an auction??😐😐😐😐

Me: Try and search it on google 😑😑😑😑

Natsu: Okay *get his phone and search it on Google* Hmmm,...ohh~~ I understand now

Me: Well, good for you. Now-

Natsu: But what's this?? Nalu lemons??😮😮😮

Lucy: *walks to Natsu* Nalu?? Isn't that our ship name??

Natsu: *clicks Nalu lemons* Oh, its a story...

Lucy: *interested* Really?? Ohhh, let's read it.

~AFTER 5 MINUTES~

Natsu: WHAT THE HECK!!! LUCE, REALLY?!?

Lucy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? OF COURSE NOT!!!

Erza: What's with all the commotion?? *reads the story* 😕😕😕

*after finishing reading, she pulled a sword and pointed at Natsu*

Erza: W-w-what were you doing to my friend?!? *gasps* You raped her!!!😬😬😬

Natsu: NO!!!! You got it all wrong Erza!! 😨😨😨

Erza: You- you- you PERVERT!!!! 😣😣😣

Natsu: HELP ME!!!!!! *nearly killed by Erza*

Me: 😑😑😑😑 That's enough Erza-

Lucy: B-but there's also Gruvia lemon??...😐😐😐

Juvia: *jumps out from her hiding place* Really?!? I gotta Google this!!

*searched Gruvia lemon. Clicks and read it*

~AFTER READING~

Juvia: Oh my~~ *faints in Gray's arms with heart in her eyes* 😆😆😆

Gray: JUVIA?!? *took Juvia's phone and read Gruvia lemon*  Ohh shit!!!😧😧😧

Me: That's enough guys-

Natsu: But there's also Jerza and Gale??...Hmm,..I think JerZa was Jellal and Erza's ship name and GaLe was Levy and Gajeel's

Me:😶😶😶For once in Natsu's life, he could actually think...

Natsu: OI, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?😡😡😡😡

Me: Nothing, pyro😑😑

Natsu: Lookin' for a fight, Lazyhead?!? 💢💢💢

Me: Shut up, fire breath!!!😛😛😣

Gray: *sweatdrop* I think Laze took my job to annoy Flamehead....

Luc: Hahahah~......

Natsu: Fatty pig!!

Me: What?!? I'm not fat just chubby!!! Why you- stupid dense idiot who can't realize someone was secretly in love with you!!!!!😬😬😬😬

Lucy: *flinch* .................

Natsu: What?!?

Me: Its true!! You can't even realize Lu- hmmfff!!!!

Lucy: *covers my mouth * I think that's enough. Just calm down, Laze....

Me: *calming down* Ok, Ok I'm calm...

Lucy: *stops covering my mouth*

Me: *sigh* Now where were we?? Oh yeah about the auction. Moon, please explained the details..

Moon: Hai!! As all of you know, an auction is a process of selling-buying goods or services. But how about a huge twist?? Instead of auctioning usual things or other merchandise how about we auction off the cutest and hottest boys in the guild??

Girls: What?!?

Me: Yes. Oh and Master Makarov already approved of this. We five were going to host this event.

Luck: Five?? I thought there's only four of you??

Mira: Hey guys!! *smiles* 😃😃😃

All: Mira??? What were you doing??

Mira: Oh, I'm also hosting this auction together with Laze and the others. *innocent smile*

In their head: Mira's hosting?!? This can't be good.....

Me: OK guys. We shall proceed on the plan.

~~ In Mira's head: Heheheh~~ I will use all of my power just to get my otp's to be together and have babies. NaLu, GrUvia, Gale, JeRza, BixAnna, RoWen, CaPpy, ect. Get ready.. Heheheh~😎😎😎😎💜💜💜

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Hey guys!! Its already second chapter. I think I will post the third after this. Its still early in the morning so I still have time to write. I got this idea because of a book called ' To Any Cost'. I suggest to read this book guys. Its actually nice.

Anyway I know this is a small chapter but I hope ya like it~~

Laze,

Signing off