Oh Jacob Sartorius😌,
Your brown eyes mesmerize me 😍,
Your nonexistent eyebrows make me moist 😏💦💦,
Your "crocodile hair" is so gorgeous, so tempting 💏,
When you released your single 💿,
An angel was sent down from heaven 😇,
Oh daddy,
Please marry me.
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Ok seriously I threw up writing this so of u have a weak stomach don't read it.
imsosorry I had to update and ...this came to mind :')
