Some ways how to annoy our dear Tomb Raider xD I'm going to update it :)
1. Ask her what kind of toyshop sells so cool water pistols.
2. Then ask how many dollars it costs.
3. Tell her that Winston has a party every time she's in a mission.
4. If u have a halloween party, then put Natla's costume on.
5. Then say that "I look cool, don't I?"
6. Ask her, what she bought for father's day.
7. If she's in trouble, then sing "0 Fortuna" loudly.
8. If she's hiding herself because of enemies, take ur Ipod and choose the song called "In for The Kill". Play it loudly.
9. Ask her "Do u also have indemnity against Doppelganger ?"
10. Ask her that what kind of costume u should choose for Doppie's party.
11. Tell her that Doppie's eyes looks cooler than her's.
12. Tell her that Zip is actually watching porn in her computer.
13. Ask her that does she even have the driver license.
14. Tell her that u found out where Amanda gets her tattoos and that u are gonna making them too.
15. Ask her how many breast-enlargements she got before.
16. Then ask how much she's gonna make.
17. Tell her that ur favourite character of "Underworld" was Doppie. Then tell that u're gonna ask her sign.
18. Kick the wall and then fall.
19. Then scream "Wow I'm even more skilful than Lara!"
20. If she puts her new fighting clothes on, then ask which kind of brothel gave them to her.
21. Tell her that Werner wanted to know that what's her bra size.
22. Tell her that Kurtis sent a message to you.
23. If she asks how and what does he said, then tell her that he isn't dead and he wanted to ask her to his wedding.
24. Take a shovel, dig some and if u find any crap then scream "Yayy, I'm the archaeologist now!"
25. Ask her what's her favourite color, if she asks why u want to know that, tell her "Just wanna know which kind of colour I should use if I make wanted-declaration of you for FBI."
26. If she's gonna make a party, then ask her is she gonna invite only Echardt or his girlfriend too.
27. Make a shirt and type "Team Doppie" on it and then put it on and go to Lara's manor.
28. Tell her that u still can't understand that why she exactly killed Werner.
29. Tell her that u bought Amanda's amulet from Ebay.
30. Ask her how she can be so calmful if Kurtis is cheating her with Doppie.
If she wants to know what are u talking about, tell her "Oh u didn't know? Uh, nevermind."
31. Ask her why is she so weird.
32. If she wants to know what do you mean, then tell her "Umm.. U like don't have wings, u can't transfer into the monster and u don't have ur sword anymore.. And ur even not a vampire or fairy...."
33. Ask her which magazine is her free PDA from.
34. Call her "Scream Raider"
35. Ask her what name she's gonna choose for her and Larson's baby.
36. Tell her about that how everyone's life is easier than yours.
37. Talk about that how cool are Natla's wings.
38. Tell her that u just seem the porn magazine, where was a naked pic of Doppie, and Lara's name under it.
39. If something goes wrong, use phrases like "Holy pistol", "Oh my scion" and "Thor help us"
40. Use phrases like "Goodbye sweet Helheim "(or Avalon), And "What the Excalibur"
