A book of One shots of anything

messaging

1 Sasuke Fan! says:

OMG! HI SASUKE-KUN :waves enthusiastically:

TheAvenger says:

Hello, Sakura. I haven't got time to talk right now, I just came on to find out about missions from Kakashi-sensei.

#1 Sasuke Fan! says:

Oh, that's okay. We can chat until he gets back. He went to the bathroom.

　

"Fantastic." the raven muttered with a sigh before opening his contact list again and clicking on Naruto's name. He smirked as he began to type, knowing the only reason Naruto hadn't blocked him was the same reason he himself hadn't blocked Sakura.

　

TheAvenger says:

Hey, dobe.

-Sasuke Is A Bastard- says:

wat do u want teme?

TheAvenger says:

I see you still haven't learned how to type.

-Sasuke Is A Bastard- says:

WTF?.! i kno how 2 type teme! i just don't make the effort wen i'm talking 2 u!

TheAvenger says:

Oh, really?

-Sasuke Is A Bastard- says:

yes really. why do u always hav 2 talk 2 me?.! i h8 u!

TheAvenger says:

I know, that's why I do it. :smirks:

-Sasuke Is A Bastard- says:

teme! i'm blocking u!

　

Sasuke smirked as Naruto's name suddenly went to offline, knowing the blond had gone through with his threat. Calmly, Sasuke clicked on the last name in his contact list, knowing Naruto would be back on in a few seconds, provided Kakashi was back. Chances were he'd never left. He was probably sitting in front of the computer, reading that damn book of his and ignoring anyone who wasn't worth his time. Like Sakura, the Uchiha thought with a smirk.

　

TheAvenger says:

Kakashi-sensei, the dobe blocked me again.

Porn?.! says:

Again? Damn, I should start making him do solo D-rank missions for every time he blocks you.

TheAvenger says:

I have no objections.

Porn?.! says:

I'll bet.

TheAvenger says:

Do we have any missions tomorrow?

Porn?.! says:

Nope.

Porn?.! says:

Not yet, anyway.

TheAvenger says:

Okay, thanks Kakashi-sensei.

Porn?.! says:

Mm hm. Naruto is unblocking you, now.

　

Sasuke smirked as Naruto logged back on, a message popping up immediately.

　

-Sasuke Is A Bastard- says:

dammit teme! wtf is ur problem?.! ur such a loser!