dei: *sitting down daydreaming*
Saso: *Walks up, emotionless as usual and folds his arms over his chest.*
dei: yes sasori
Saso: What you doing out here all alone? *Cocks eyebrow and smirks.*
dei: thinking and you
Saso: Out for a walk. *Sits next to him.* Eh, after spotting you, I'd rather sit with you than walk.
dei: and why me
Saso: *Shrugs shoulders.* Why not? You annoy me the least.
dei: good point
Saso: Yep. *Randomly pats head.*
dei: *pokes side* my head isn't for patting
Saso: *Small smile forms on face.* Yeah and I cannot feel you poking me... *Pokes his side and slowly starts to tickle.*
dei: *laughs* no stop t.tickling please
Saso: *Smirks and pushes downward while tickling. Sitting on top and poking his stomach and still tickling his sides.*
dei: *still laughing* No please HAHAHAHA stop please *tears form on the sides of eyes and one streams down*
Saso: *Stops, but doesn't get off, looking down at him with a smirk on his face.*
dei: *looks up wiping the tears away* thank you now please get off me
Saso: Nah, your comfortable. *Lightly moves up and down, then stops, leaning against the blonde's legs like a chair.*
dei: >\\\< WHAT are you serious
Saso: Totally serious there babe. *Looks at him with a mocking expression.*
dei: funny but seriously get off
Saso: Did you not hear what I just told you? *Cocks eyebrow and lays back more. Placing both arms behind his head.*
dei: yes but still got of * moves around* GET OFF ME......RAPE
Kisame and Itachi walk up, seeing Sasori on top of Deidara, well... More like sitting on an annoyed blonde.
Kisame: Sasori get off! Go, mate somewhere else!
Saso: Damn...
Itachi: ...
dei: help me
Saso: Hey, you didn't say I can't mate with him... *Smirks. Looking down at Deidara.*
dei: WHAT sasori i will kill you if you do that to me
Saso: You can so try, babe. *Teasing again and licks nose.*
dei: DON'T CALL ME BABE uhhh ITACHI HELP I'M BEING RAPED and don't like my nose again
Saso: *Laughs.* He's not gonna help you, he's to busy with Kisame... *Glances up, both locked in a tongue battle.*
dei: *looks back* AWW WHAT this is torcher T.T
Saso: Now, don't complain. I know you want too... I mean... *Leans in and licks neck, rubbing his sides and back.* If you like it... It won't be rape, now will it?
dei: i so hate you right now -_-
Saso: *Pretends to whimper and starts to suck on his pulse. Slipping his hands underneath the blonde's mesh shirt, messing with a nipple.*
dei: *bits his lip to muzzle the moan* d...damn y..you >\\\<
Saso: Ooh... But you so like this... *Hisses seductively into ear, continues to mess with Dei's nipple, sliding the other one down his stomach and pressed onto his front.*
YOU ARE READING
A book of One shots of anything
القصة القصيرةyaoi and randomness warning. this is full of randomeness and you have been warned tehe
