A:N ok peps this is the first chap and these are short but some how connect together so bare with me and this is how the first one stars out and its just weird that way but here goes nothing
sarah: I have went from mad to PISSED
sasu: I figured that out already and im PISSED too
naru: *hugs sasuke* its ok im here
sasu: I know *hugs back*
sarah: O.O gross!!!
sasu: don't judge us your bi too
naru: so you shouldn't be grossed out ~^.^~
sarah" hnph!
sasu: hnmph! your troublesome
naru: I agree
sarah: I KNOW RIGHT
sas: O.O......MOMMY...OH WAIT SHE'S DEAD
naru: O.O
sarah: I KNOW RIGHT
sasu: hold me naru *hugs naruto*
naru: me too *hugs sasuke and whispers in ear* love you sasukie bear *whispers in ear again*
sasu: ok lets go *grabs hand and walks to bedroom*
jes: *pops threw door* DAMN IT!!! THEIRS NO WINDOW *fake cry *
sarah: im bored and have NOTHING to do this weekend
jes: *pissed face* I do but I cant see them make a hot mess* points to door were moans and groans and creeking sounds escape*
sarah: you creep me out
jes: what? I like seeing them do it
naru: SASUKE!!! I THINK IM GONNA CUM!!!
jes: SHIT!!!! I MISSING THIS
sarah: just tell me im not in this story
jes: to late..*laughs hystericly*........*door opens*
sasu: *comes out carrying naruto with cum all over them* we're gonna take a shower *darts to the bathroom*
sarah: ok were leaving*grabs jes and walks out dragging jes*
jes: NO I WANT TO SEE THIS* yells random stuff*
A/Nl: that's it hope you enjoyed. we kinda make papers like this everyday during math so i'll update quickly and told you randomeness so coment and tell me what you think and ideas are still helpful and i'll update the next chap in a min since I have four more papers so bye
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A book of One shots of anything
القصة القصيرةyaoi and randomness warning. this is full of randomeness and you have been warned tehe