Haikyuu!! Oneshots {Various x Various}

Flower Shop - Ennotana

(Lmao I haven't written in 10 years)
(Art isn't mine)

Third Person's POV:

You couldn't tell by looking at him, but Tanaka was a petty man. So when Nishinoya accidentally broke Tanaka's favorite action figure, Tanaka was pissed.

"I'm so fucking sorry Tanaka I didn't mean to I shouldn't have done rolling thunder inside the house" Noya said as fast as humanly possible after he accidentally knocked over and broke Tanaka's favorite action figure. "Whatever, its not important," Tanaka replied, "I'm going for a walk."

Then, leaving Nishinoya to sit and try to put the figure back together, Tanaka went out and walked for a while. He didn't know where he was going, and if he was completely honest he had no idea how to get home.

When Tanaka saw a flower shop, suddenly an idea came to mind. Tanaka rushed into the shop and ran up to the register. He then proceeded to slam $20 onto the counter and say "How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?"

Ennoshita was filling in for 5 minutes while his dad had gone to deliver some flowers, and he was not prepared for this. He had barely 5 seconds to process the new customer coming in before he was being asked how to insult someone passive-aggressively with a flower, and before he realized what he was saying, he had blurted out a "What the fuck."

As Tanaka was about to explain, Ennoshita's father walked into the store. Ennoshita just shook his head and walked outside. It was at that moment that Tanaka saw his face and forgot about Nishinoya and the flowers. "Excuse me," he said to the store owner, and ran outside. Tanaka looked around, then saw Ennoshita walking away and ran up to him as fast as he could. "Hey...," he said, out of breath, putting his hands on his knees. "You're pretty."

And then proceeded to pass out bc the mountain of junk food he had been eating wasn't enough to keep him up, and it was 5 am.

Ennoshita was disgusted with himself for blushing.

Yoooo sorry for not updating I'm just really lazy but hope you like this, remember to leave requests for me, thanks. -Dakota