(Not my art, you get the drill. Basing this off a tumblr post that I found (I forgot the user, sorry. Don't read if mentions of sex or sexual positions bother you. There's no actual sex tho, not even kissing.)
Third Person's POV:
Ennoshita and Tanaka would alternate positions during sex, but what happened a good 60% of the time was that Tanaka was a power bottom. Not necessarily because Ennoshita didn't want to top, but Tanaka just had so much energy.
Recently, this group of jocks had a game they would play called "soap drop." In this "game," one of the jocks would walk up to someone, yell "sOAP DROP," and slap the books out of their hands. When the person bent over to pick the books up, another one of the jocks would come behind them and give them a pelvic thrust so that they would fall.
This time, the guys had tried to to it to Tanaka, and he didn't fall. Instead, he shrugged and said "Guess that's what happens when you mess with a power bottom." Tanaka just finishes picking up his books and goes outside where Ennoshita was waiting, as everyone stared at him in disbelief.
Guess that's one way to come out.
Ennoshita couldn't contain his laughter.
Lol, what is this, idk, you tell me. Hope you liked this, whatever this is. Have a nice day.
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