Haikyuu!! Oneshots {Various x Various}

Tsukki is tall.

(This isn't really a ship one shot, its just a oneshot that I thought of so enjoy.)

Third Person's POV:

Recently, Nekoma and Karasuno had decided to have a combined field trip and "tour the world."

Tsukki wanted to kill everyone.

It was bad enough with Nishinoya and Hinata, but they had somehow gotten Kenma worked up. Yaku and Shibayama had gotten worked up too, and they were all talking loudly and exitedly about some video game, keeping the rest of the bus awake.

The only ones who were sleeping were Tanaka and Ennoshita, but it didn't really surprise Tsukki. He had heard them last night when he had gotten up for snacks. They were pretty loud.

Anyways, at this point, Tsukki was getting a migraine, and was silently fuming. When finally, he snapped, and yelled at the five to shut the fuck up. (While they were stopping for gas, of course. He had no intention of getting yelled at by Daichi.)

Suddenly, all the five were yelling at him. "C'mon lamp post, fight me." Kenma started, surprisingly.

(All though, Tsukki had just interrupted a discussion about Kenma's favorite game. Don't fuck with Kenma's favorite game.)

Then, Yaku started to back him up. "Yeah, let's go, you sentient tree." Shibayama joined in, "Why don't you shut up, you venti caramel frappe."

"Extra long baguette." Hinata muttered. "YOU WANNA GO, MICROPHONE STAND?" Nishinoya yelled, because he was sitting a few seats behind Tsukki.

Tsukki didn't really get why he was being insulted for being tall, but whatever. "Shut up, I can literally step on all of you." He says, pushing up his glasses.

Then, they sat silently fuming for the rest of the bus ride.

Thank god. Tsukki managed to finally sleep, cuddling up to Yamaguchi unconsciously when he fell asleep.

The five got pictures to post on instagram to get him back.

Hey, its Dakota, as you already know. I hope you liked this chapter. I'm currently writing a Tsukkiyama chapter, so yay. See you in the next chapter, and hope you enjoyed.