The Love Triangle

Jason

this is a story of how I fell in love with a stapler.

I was two when I first saw it. I was just crawling around, minding my own business, when a sparkle caught my eye. It was the most beautiful thing I ever beheld. The light caught it just right. I remember I had crawled over to it as it was just lying on the floor. I tried to kiss it, but it bit me!

I rubbed the scar of that incident fondly as I walked back to the house.

Now don't get me wrong, I really did love Piper! But after I got all my memories back,I knew I would never love her as much as I loved my stapler.

I walked into the old house. Everything was coated in dust. Thalia had ensured everything would be left alone even though mom was gone. I looked around each and every room searching for it, until I saw it. It was a little,blue stapler that shone in the sunlight of the window. I cupped it in my hands and kissed it again.

"I love you" I whispered as I put in my pocket to take with me to camp half blood. "Even if you will never love me back." I left the house and walked off with the love of my life in my pocket.
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An: I don't know why either.