Golddigger

Jokes

Q: How do most men define marriage? A: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink." The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''