'Rolf' Sartorius

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ok. So can we just take a moment to talk about how much I hATE JACOB SARTORIUS! OK, ok let me breathe. whooo. ok so I don't call him Jacob anymore. I call him 'rolf' or aka the derpy version of Ralph. I say this because, you know Wreck It Ralph? You know how he wrecks things? Well Jacob Saturious wrecked people's expectations and respect for young teens. So Rolf is his new name. Just so u know, if u are one of those girls who would die to wear his sweatshirt....your messed up. HOW JUST WHY PFHFHFHSH?!?!

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