Teh bucket fic

oH BoY

STUPID SMUTTY SHIT WARNING

Billie observed as the tall bassist picked up the tin bucket and strutted towards him. "Art thou sure my Green Boy? Get it? Green Boy. Green Day. I'm teh fuhkin best yis," Mark praised, forgetting about the small man laying in front of him. "Wha teh fuhk Merk??" Billie shouted, staring up at him sassily. "Admit it. I'm teh best. MERK HAPPUS IS TEH FUHKIN BEST!" Mark hopped around like a kangaroo 'cause he's a fucking (hop)pus . . . "Merk just fuhk meh already!" Billie was losing his mind. 

Mark quickly grabbed a pineapple from the kitchen. "Are you ready for teh peneapple bb?" Mark questioned, slathering the fruit with lube. "Shit y e s," Billie responded, sweat dripping from his forehead. "On 3," Billie only nodded to answer. "1," Billie yelped as he felt the large fruit be shoved up his tight american idiot asshole. "DAMMIT Billie! This isn't our FIRST DATE!" Mark shouted his song titles like the lame dad he is. "Well bb welcome to paradise," Billie turned to face Mark, a smirk on his face. "I MISS YOU TOM," Mark randomly screamed, causing a tear to fall down Billie's face. "I knew you still missed him teh fuhk," he said, trying to crawl away from Mark and the pineapple. "bb it's okay. I want you plx," Mark begged, thrusting the pineapple into the smaller boy's body once more. "Fuhk Merk stahp," Billie demanded. "Whyyyy?" Mark whined. "THE BUCKET," Billie screamed. 

Mark stepped into the bucket, pulling it up his legs and placing his dick in the hole he had made for it. "How tf is tis gonna werk?" Billie was in doubt, but Mark was v confident. Suddenly Billie felt Mark slam into him. Hard. "FUHK MERK," he shouted gripping the grass beneath him. "Wowie Billie you rllygud," Mark said, as he fucked harder then shot some white shit in Billie's ass. "FUHK MERK SO GUD MERK OH BOY MERK," Billie shouted cause fuck Billie calm your shit man. 

Mark pulled himself out of the small man's ass, quickly grabbing his smol bucket out of his large bucket. "Hold still fucker," Mark commanded, as he shoved the bucket into the ass of Billie Joe Armstrong. "WHA TF MERK??" Billie yelled, feeling the fucking smol bucket up his ass. "It's a butt plug now. Enjoy. Noice fuhk. I now gonna go fuhk tom," Mark announced, running away just like he did in What's My Age Again, except this time he had a bucket on. 

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That is all. . . I'm so very sorry. I'm not as fucked up as it seems. Well maybe I am. No fuck shh