Fifty Shades of Dallas

Yippee-ki-yay

It's my first Christmas with Cam since he proposed four months ago after we had been together around two years but when I did marry Cam, we kept it small. We've been living in Cam's apartment since then, but Cam insisted we re-decorated because the place was "ours" now. We've been insanely happy, I adore Cam, but yesterday I discovered our lives will never be the same...

We're currently watching Die Hard, my Christmas eve tradition, Cameron's head across my lap because he's lying on the sofa. During the movie, my hands roam around Cam's soft locks because I know he enjoys it however when it ends he turns, looking in my brown eyes.

"Ash baby, you okay?" He murmurs sounding concerned, eyes lost in my face but I just nod, internally screaming.

"No, because when we usually watch Die Hard you mouth every single word even the German," He counters, smiling however when I look away, he turns my head back leaning up because he kisses my mouth gently, "Ash, c'mon say it,"

"Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker," I say in the New York accent but Cam just laughs, "I get it baby, you love John McClane," I keep looking in Cameron's eyes until he understands the comment however when he does he gasps, exclaiming, "I... you... I will be a motherfucker?" When I nod slowly he looks down but then jumps up abruptly, running towards the back rooms.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

No what the hell man.

I get up because I hear clattering in the kitchen, when I get there I see Cameron crouched by the tool cupboard.

He keeps repeating "Where was it? Where the fuck was it?"

"Cameron, you gotta slow down a second," I murmur apprehensively, slowly approaching the cupboard but Cam gets up, abruptly going out towards the bedroom. I feel tears in my eyes because I was sure he would feel happy about it but I suppose he doesn't.

"I will be back later, I get it you need some time-" I say slowly when I walk in the bedroom but the second I do, I see Cameron had been measuring the wall by the bed. However when he hears my comment he turns around but I see tears escape the deep brown eyes.

"I will be a dad, we're gonna be parents," He murmurs slowly, hands across my cheeks when he kisses my nose.

"Fuck you, I almost had a heart attack you asshole, I assumed you didn't wanna be a dad yet," I exclaim, when I had punched my damn husband in the arm but he says, "I told you I loved you a thousand times but I never told you I was sorry-" He gets cut off because I immediately hug the jerk, attaching our mouths together in a deep kiss.

"Fuck, I love it when you quote John McClane," I say around Cameron's mouth, tugging away the top around the perfect torso but he grabs my hands.

"Ash we're already pregnant, I wanna see you first," He declares when backs away, because he talks to my stomach saying, "Sup baby Dallas, we're gonna love you more than every parent that ever loved a child,"

"Yes, we're gonna love fuck outta you baby Dallas-"

"No swearing in front of the baby," Cam scolds in a solemn tone, hand across my mouth but I nudge it away.

"What the fuck man? Nine months no swearing I will fucken kill someone-"

"Language... that means more John McCane,"

"Fine, I guess.... we're done," I pretend, turning about to walk away but I get tugged back because Cam arms traps my body.

"I will never ever allow you two out my reach," He vows in my ear, kissing my neck however he closes across my mouth when I say, "I will never ever leave..."