Catwoman And The New Siren

Bruce Vs. Joker the Grand Finale

Bruce

Today is the day I finally put down the Joker, I already have an island prepared for him to live in solitude forever except for staff that he won't be able to see. And a few visits of course if anyone really want's to see him. I stride over to joker and stare straight into his eyes trying to see if he was sane. But instead he was laughing his ass off, cause he tripped over a button launching a few grenades injuring a lot of people in the process. I spwak up,

"Enough joker either you turn yourself in or I beat your ass into your own private asylum."

His laughter dies down and he smirks esponding,

"Cut the crap Brucey we all know I'm gonna escape just to make your day."

I smirk back and respond,

"Oh but this asylum isn't in Gothan, Hell it's not even on the map!"

His eyes narrow a bit and he responds,

"Your bluffing."

I smile slightly knowing I finally have gotten him cornered, I respond,

"Am I?"

Joker begins to look angry and yells,

"No Batman I am the master of this card game you can't beat the master at his own game."

I make my face stay emotionless and respond,

"Well I happen to play poker very well lets see if you'll fold or if you want me to hit you."

He poses with his hand tapping his chin as if he was thinking, finally with a deadly grin he responds,

".... Hit me"

I lunge at him and disarm all his amo and send my bat car to collect it and send it to the haven so batgirl can inspect it.

Joker frowns crossing his arms over his chest and whines to me,

"Aww no fair taking my toys away, now the odds are off you have all the good playing cards."

Knowing it was true and I always liked a fair fight, I respond,

"Fine then."

I take off my utility belt and set it aside with its lock on so he cant use it.
I look up at him and ask,

"Now where were we."

He shrugs getting into a fighting stance and responds smiling,

"You tell me. Brucey... Or is it Batman?"

We start fist fighting it doesn't last long, I get him in a head lock, but he starts laughing. Confused I tighten my grip until I feel a sharp burning pain on my calve. I loosen my grip but I don't let him go, Jokerthen says to me,

"Did you know that one is weak when you press just the right buttons? You will become putty to my hands just three more buttons to push. Hey why don't we count, Let's start, ONE!"

He presses harder onto the spot and a new one on my arm that makes it numb. I get him out of the headlock and twist his arms to his back, pinning him to a wall and heard his nose break. He yells in pain and mockery,

"Fuck! Ouch! C'mon Batsy you can't keep me like this forever."

I taunt back,

"Wanna bet?"

I keep him pinned to the wall and drag his body across the building till we reach the alley then I pin him from one to the other building. Every time he hits a wall he gets bloodier and bloodier with bruses and cuts and re-opening his scars. At some point I stopped and threw him to the ground, he grunted and spitted blood out. He slowly turns his head to the side and asks, painfully smiling,

"So. Did B-Man get tired or couldn't keep on going?"

I grab him and put his back against the wall.

" I'm done with beating your ass today, your lucky I even tried your not worth any ones time. You know why? Because your a worthless clown, and do you know why your a worthless clown?! Because you can't make anyone laugh. Not even your dear old dad can smile at your 'jokes'."

I hit a nerve there, and I knew because when Joker looked me straight in the eye I saw something in his eye's. Something I've never seen in his eyes before, he was lost. Either at how to reply, how to hit me, or how to remember the last time his dad even looked at him with care. A tear finally fell down his cheek and we both noticed it.

I grabbed him more gently and walked him to my utility belt and cuffed his wrists, neck and put a muzzle on him. He looked me in the eye with his head held high and told me something I've never heard him say to anyone at all...

"Well I guess that will be the last brusing I'll ever get from you Batsy. And the last time I'll ever play a good hand of poker with you. Well I guess we both have insecure identities."

He smiled a genuine smile and laughed one last time. I got the copter to come and take him to the island and secure him in his new home. A secluded place where he will be able to live alone but be watched over.

I headed to the haven on the Batcycle.

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Caitlyn's Pov

I was working on one of Katana's wounds when I heard a huge cheer from the cistizens side. Robin and Batgirl are the first to run to the sound. Alfred on the other hand walked up to me and took me aside from the crowd.

"Ms... Or should I say Tigress. Master Bruce will be expecting to see you so might I suggest you go and give him a welcoming hug with your future wife?"

I look to Selena who was fixing a broken tail on Killer Croc. I nod to Alfred gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and left to get Selena. I grab her hand and take her toward the center to Batman. We see him beaten up a bit and run up to him and take his hand to clean him up. Of course all the "bad guys" gave him respect with a simple nod and gave him space. Selena and I patched him up and made sure he was okay until he spoke up.

"Its finished.... the battle is finally over, but what will happen to "Batman""

I look at everyone around us and finally into Selena's eyes. We had a silent conversation until I nodded at Selena. I respond,

"Well Batman sorry to burst your bubble, but you still have a tent full of villians that are already ready to go on a shopping spree."

Bruce raises an eyebrow in slight suprise and asks,

"Really? I mean don't you want a normal life?"

Harley then pops into the conversation,

"Oh puddin' this is normal. Well for us anyway."

Ivy hugs Harley from behind and adds in,

"And besides well behave, at least little bit."

He got up and looked around the whole tent and saw everyone look towards us with a smile at our decision. He looked back at me with a look of confusion and asks,

"So all of those 'sleep overs' were just a job?"

I smirk slightly and respond,

"Yup. It was great don't get me wrong but. Your not really my type."

That was when I grabbed Selena by the waist and pecked her lips. He blushes with the look of embarrassment. I hug Selina and we laugh it off.