Niall: ugh, what are you doing here..
Harry: I'm waiting for Lou
Niall: Why even bother, he doesn't like you..
Harry: He doesn't like you either!
Niall: ....
Harry: ....
Niall: Ugh, If I throw a stick will you leave?
Harry: Is the stick from up your ass?
Niall: I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
Harry: You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
Niall: Suck my dick
Harry: What Dick? There's nothing there!
Niall: You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.
Harry: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck
Niall: I'm not going anywhere!
Harry: Yeah, well neither am I!
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That Boy's Cheesy L.S
Fanfiction"Hey Lou?" "Yes?" "You remind me of my cousin..." "How?" "I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't "Oh my god" Or the one where Harry has a massive crush on Louis and pines over him everyday by reciting a numerous amount of pickup lines
