"Louis!"
"What??"
"I lost it! I've lost it!"
"Lost what! Lost what!"
"My phone number!!! Can I have yours?"
"...your stupid"
"Woah, did the sun come out? Or was that just your smile?"
"Wow, you never stop do you?"
"Nope. So, apart from being sexy what else do you do for a living.."
"That's none of your business.."
"Aww.. I thought we were friends..."
"No."
"Boyfriends?"
"..."
"Husbands?"
"Chill"
"I can't chill Louis.. I'm too hot"
"Of course"
"..."
"Well goodbye."
"Wait! You forgot something!"
"What?"
"Me!"
"What do you want now..."
"A date!"
"Harry... what makes you think I'm gay? I am in fact straight"
"Yeah right... and my hair isn't curly"
"So what about you.."
"Gay, obviously"
"Of course"
"And you.. a twink"
"What the fuck is a twink?"
"Hey! No cussing! Or daddy will have to punish you..."
"..."
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That Boy's Cheesy L.S
Fanfictie"Hey Lou?" "Yes?" "You remind me of my cousin..." "How?" "I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't "Oh my god" Or the one where Harry has a massive crush on Louis and pines over him everyday by reciting a numerous amount of pickup lines
