Book of Random Lemon Oneshots!!

6: [Fluff] Super Psycho Love (Yandere! Human! Kirby X Human Meta Knight)

One day, a young boy named Kirby was sitting on a bench under a tree. He closed his eyes and felt the wind blow. He felt the smooth breeze. Then he opened his eyes and smiled. "Poyo! (What a great day!)", He said. (Know already that Kirby can't speak) Then he blushed when he saw a hot guy pass by holding a sword near him.

Kirby was in love. Then he decided to follow him. He followed him closely but he hid in the shadows and behind objects. Then he saw girls flocking over to the guy. "Meta Knight! Can I have your autograph?!", One girl said. "Meta Knight please date me!", The other said. Meta Knight just brushed them off and was on his way. Then Kirby followed jumping off of rooftops cleverly hidden. Then he saw a castle. He went in with Meta Knight once he swallowed the guards. Then he hid on the second floor of the throne room behind a a column. He watched silently. "Meta Knight! Why weren't you here sooner!", A man shouted. When Kirby heard his spanish accent he started to blush a lot. "I am sorry Kind Dedede".

King Dedede grabbed his mallet and said, "You're gonna get it if you come late next time". Then he put it down and said, "I wanna get rid of all the yandere girls in town!", King Dedede said. "Why?", Meta Knight said. "Because then I won't have to worry about Yandere's following me everywhere!", King Dedede shouted. "But Sir, You have burned alive already 99% percent of them!", Meta Knight said. "There is one left. But this yandere is not a girl. It's a boy. His name is Kirby. He wants only one person to be his. We don't know who that is, but Meta Knight. We have to set you up. Go get Kirby and take him on a date. Ask him who he likes. If he says that Person's name, We will have the person and Kirby will be forced to die or the person will die!", King Dedede said. Kirby was furious. He heard of how they will kill Meta Knight if Kirby will not die. He just wanted him and Meta Knight to be together. He just wanted them to settle down, have a family. Then he felt extreme anger. There will be only one person who is standing in the way of him and Meta Knight. King Dedede. Kirby thought that King Dedeez nuts could go to hell.
Then he decided that he will go on this 'date'.
He quickly escaped the Castle and prepared himself for his 'date'. When Meta Knight saw him, He blushed crazily.

Kirby was wearing a pink dress and he had pink shoes and light pink stockings. A star was in his hair. Meta Knight could tell he was a Star Warrior. He better not mess up. "Hello, Kirby...Would you like to go on a date with me?", Meta Knight said stuttering. "Poyo! (Of Course! I was just waiting for you!)", Kirby said happily. The two were walking to a park when many people confused Kirby for a she. The fangirls were watching in envy and disappointment. Meta Knight ignored them and as the two were walking though the park, Meta Knight asked, "So Kirby, who do you like?". Kirby smiled and winked and said, "Poyo! (You silly!)". Meta Knight smiled but in his mind he knew he was gonna die. "Poyo, Poyo (Meta Knight i'm hungry.
Can we eat somrthing?)", Kirby said. "Um what? oh! oh yeah sure!", Meta Knight said. Then he saw a hot dog stand ahead. He got Kirby a hot dog. Then Kirby used his sucking power to eat the hot dog. Meta Knight knew he was in trouble. With that power, Kirby will never be full. Then Meta Knight said, "Kirby, what do you like so much that you would die for it?". "Poyo. Poyo. Poyo. Poyo. Poyo. Poyo.
(1: Meta Knight, 2: Food, 3: Friends)", Kirby replied. Meta Knight knew he could kiss himself good bye know. He managed to lure Kirby to the castle and capture him. "Good job Meta Knight!", King Dedede said. Then King Dedede laughed insanely as he rose the flame to Kirby's cage. Fire started to rise. Kirby was sweating a lot. Then his dress burned off. Then his stocking and shoes. Then Kirby used his last resort. He swallowed every single last flame as he became fire kirby. Then he busted out of the cage and murdered King Dedede. Meta Knight was shocked. Then Kirby threw away the fire star as it exploded. Kirby went up to Meta Knight covered in blood and his face was the only thing left clean. Then Kirby grabbed Meta Knight's arm and said, "Poyo Poyo! (Please be mine Senpai!)". Meta Knight then realized that Kirby wasn't so bad. He loved Meta Knight, He was cute. Meta Knight also knee if he said no he was done for. "Ok", Meta Knight said. "Poyo! (Yeah!)", Kirby shouted. Meta Knight felt slight happy now. Kirby said, "Poyo poyo poyo poyo (You got me trippin' super psycho love!)