Septiplier One-Shots! (Boyxboy)

Short, Celebration One-Shot

I sat on the couch, my boyfriend, Mark, sitting next to me with his hand on my thigh. We were silently watching a weird documentary but it wasn't an awkward silence. It was more of a comfortable silence. Then the documentary got gory;

"As you can see, an STD can ruin the vagina..."

We both screamed as a picture of messed up vagina flashed on screen.

"EWW OH MY GOD MARK TURN IT OFF!"

"I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE! OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT IT'S MOVING!"

"STOP SAYING THAT!!!"

We both scrambled for the remote and we still can't see it! It's like it decided NOW it would fly off to the North Pole!

"JACK TURN AWAY! WHY DOES IT MOVE?!"

I do as I was told and heard Mark turn the channel to the news where the presenters were fucking around with some giant puppy.

"Oh... My... God..." I breath. Mark nodded and walked over to me. I guess I looked pretty bad because he brought me into a big bear hug and I hugged back. I was legitimately in shock from that. I giggled gently at our childish reaction.

"What's so funny, Jack?" asked Mark. I look into his deep brown eyes and whispered;

"We're so childish."

He broke into laughter and we both laughed our asses off because we couldn't stand the simplistic sex education.

This is why I love him.