Bite The Bullet

Reasons

This diary belongs to: Uzumaki Kushina

Inability to respect ones privacy is a sign of insecurity and weakness. Please return this journal if found unattended to, and/or in the hands of anyone other than: Uzumaki Kushina

· Full name Uzumaki Kushina

· Date of birth and age 15th of July, 14 years old

· Your best friends Hyuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino

· Your worst enemies Kakashi-sensei at the moment

· Likes Listening to music, writing (apparently), cycling, coloring- not drawing, collecting stickers, swimming, acting dead while in a pool, climbing things, and food.

· Dislikes Being pressured into doing something I clearly hate, when the toppings on my pizza topple over, when I'm in the mood to eat cornflakes and I realize I'm out of milk, anyone who hasn't cried when Mufasa died, burning my tongue when I know for sure this food/drink is hot and I go on and do it anyway, hanging nails (ew), freaking sharing food with ANYONE, double-dipping unless I'm eating alone, BURNT.POPCORN.

· Favorite food Food. And no, you are not seeing things; my favorite food is food.

· Least favorite food Huh. I specifically asked if this stupid book had any errors but obviously they do.

· Favorite drink Anything fruit related, and anything chocolate related.

· Least favorite drink Coffee and tea (Gasp! Are you for real?!)

· Favorite musicians/musician Ugh, too many to count. Fall out boys, Mariana's Trench, Demi Lovato, Chris Brown, Taylor Swift in some cases, Evanescence, Destiny's Child, Avril Lavigne, Pink, T-pain, NeYo, Taio Cruz, Sean Kingston, etc. I also listen to Spanish, French and Italian music but let's not go too deep wih this.

· Least favourite musicians/musician I'd say Justin Beiber, but I consider him an unidentified-abomination-thing.

· Favorite candy Ah I can't pick just one. Chocolate, skittles, gummy bears and many more.

· Least favorite candy Another printing error.

· Favorite animal CATS!!!

· Nastiest animal Monkeys, because they're annoying (I've discovered Temple Run).

· Your hair and eye colour, and other physical features I have this odd feeling that someone with a stalker-ish background made this book, because I see no reason why I should include this; I've already wrote enough.

· EXTENSION: Kakashi-sensei forced me to add this on so- I am a redheaded, blue-eyed girl. You may find me in many locations, but I'm always ignoring something or the other; a good enough trait you could say. I have a cousin, Uzumaki Naruto who I bet you know since he is well acquainted with THE WORLD. The rest, you shall find out soon enough.

12th of September, 2007

Hello me-of-the-future, I have several doubts that I'm going to turn out like I wish to, ten years from now, and you could say this is partially the reason why I agreed to this in the first place. I want to see for myself how much I have changed, and so this book would be stowed away after a year or so of entries for you to read. The other reason why I'm doing this is because Kakashi-sensei, my English teacher, noticed how "amazing" I did my essays and whatnot and asked if I ever considered becoming a writer.

I obviously answered, "Hell no," like the annoying twelve year old I once was, and he continued to pester me about it until it came down to "I don't even know what to write!" and he suggested this crap (I'm getting away with this word, it is to be expected). I must "Get a grasp of what YOU are yourself before you can make up a world," so now I'm stuck writing in this thing and have no way out. And I literally mean no way out; if I attempted suicide, he'd stick a pen and some paper in my grave and wait until I sucked it in and made up some stories. I also felt slightly guilty that he had taken a whole year to persuade me, so if you're reading this Kakashi-sensei, I hate you.

And I am in no way caring if someone gets their hands on this, because like dude, I am practically an open book and most of the stuff that's going to fill these pages, I am in no way ashamed of. So read on and just make sure you return it. Thank you.

God I'm not even sure if I'd remember to write every single day; I have a freaking life so...

I'm tired.

Lesson of the day: You are going to want to give up. DON'T.

First published: Jun 2016