Person 1: I mustache you a question...Person 2: Sorry no time - I goatee go.
Person 1: Ok, I'll shave it for later... But before I go could eyebrows your computer?
Person 2: Hold on, I'll have to mullet over. I don't nose, I suppose so.
Person 3: Stop, Stop! This isn't humerus anymore.
Person 4: Eye see what you did there....
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