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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey

Brody is always X: in the conversation
you know how when someone tells you that they love you, you automatically want to return it because of the genuinity it gives off? you automatically believe that they mean it? well, meet my parents, the proof that that is just a bunch of lies made up by someone who wanted to see just how dumb humans are. i guess we're all stupid then, especially me.
O:"Brides don't just grow on trees, you know."
X: "I have definitely noticed that miracle. They also don't stand in front of town buses. That would truly be a miracle. The fact that they don't is almost as bad as you and father. You two are a bloody hell in a hen basket. "
again with the bride talk. by golly, mellow out, i'm 17 for pete's sake
O: "Your father and I aren't even close to the hen basket of blood and hell you'll see if you don't find a wife. All kings need a queen to have and to hold, through sickness and health, til' death do them part. It's the only way. Will you ever learn?"
X: "Hopefully death comes first. That would be the only half-way 'good' thing that could possibly come from following the 'way'. If you expect me to learn, allow me to breathe. That would truly be a miracle.
O: "I am a wonderful parent. Have you seen your sister? She is just a peach.
X: "Oh I hadn't noticed how well she was doing, six flipping feet under ground! Unless, of course you were referring to the Gormless daft cow upstairs, then I suppose.
O: "Watch your language mister–"
X: "No. Why don't you watch yours, you no good cheese eating surrender monkey, tosser, git. Good day.
And that, is how you storm out. ✌

A/N
Here's what the insults in italics translate to. They're British
*Gormless- Completely Lacking Common Sense
*Daft Cow- Dumb, Large Woman
*Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey- French
*Tosser- Supreme A-hole, Jerk
*Git- Moron, Idiot
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