Starlight : SHADOW I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE
Scourge : Can we just get her out?? PLEASE???
Shadow : No
Scourge : WHY???
Shadow : Because I am the boss here
Scourge : This is why people don't like you
Shadow : Shut up and read a comment. Make yourself useful.
Scourge : *sighs* From LaraCroftSonadow it says Hi......Let me get u out there...*pulls open the jar with a Claw*...Now you are now free.....
Starlight : YES
Shadow : *shoves her back in the jar*
Starlight : DAMMIT!!!
Shadow : Continue
Scourge : Um... And to my dare...I dare Shadow to say, "Germany is cool, plus im Neigh!!!!...." While dressing up as Hitler, if you dont have any costumes of him, I can provide you, * Shows a hitler moustache, hitler's uniform and wig....* BTW....Im very sorry about that time.... :3, and the others will wear Russian army uniforms...
Shadow : I would do that but, you know, controversy and whatnot
Scourge : Since when did you care?
Shadow : Never, I just don't want to do that. I may be evil but I wasn't as evil as he was.
Scourge : Good point..
Shadow : Anyways, NEXT
Scourge : ShandenGonzales says Shadow I dare you to.... Uh, hang out with Charmy all day! :D
Shadow : ....... *takes a deep breath* ....... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Scourge : 0-0
Charmy : *flies in* HI SHADOW! HI SHADOW! HI SHADOW!
Shadow : MURDER MEEEEE!!!!
Scourge : Oh my god....
Shadow : *hits his head against the wall*
Charmy : Whatcha doin Shadz?
Shadow : KILL ME
Scourge : Um... So next on the list of comments, it says sonic_the_hedgie1o1 says Heya! shadow I dare u to dress up as starlight and starlight to dress up as sonic and sonic...well...meh go lock ur self in a room or something I don't have a dare for Ya yet ;-;
Shadow : First of all, we have a little kid in the room so I can't dress up as a hooker -
Starlight : *right behind him* I would murder you but there is a little kid in the room
Shadow : GAH! *jumps up and turns around* HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE JAR???
Charmy : *holding the cork* HI SHADOW!
Shadow : Shut up Charmy.
Charmy : :3
Scourge : Guys, just dress up
Starlight : Wait, Shadow has to dress up as me and I have to dress up as Sonic?
Scourge : Yeah
Starlight : So basically, Shadow has to wear a thong
Shadow : WHAT?!
Scourge : Wait you wear thongs?
Starlight : ...... Um.... *cough* ....
Shadow : ...............
Scourge : .........
Shadow : Well, time to wear a thong
Starlight and Scourge : SHADOW!?!
~ LATER ~
Shadow : *walks in wearing Starlight's clothes* Please kill me, these boots hurt my feet
Starlight : *wearing a blue t shirt and jeans* Well... nothing TOO bad. He has a decent sense of fashion
Scourge : Meh
Starlight : How's the thong, Shadow?
Shadow : Pfft, I didn't wear one. That shit hurt my balls
Scourge and Starlight : TMI MAN T.M.I
Shadow : Do I look like I care?
Starlight : I feel like we should end the chapter here now
Scourge : I would agree too but meh.
Starlight : How about one more comment then?
Scourge : I guess. Do we have enough time?
Starlight : We have all the time in the world
Scourge : From angel199829 says Manic: idare you yo put shadow in the bottle and let him there for 5 chapters
Shadow : Shit again
Manic : I got it! *walks to Shadow*
Shadow : Bite me and I will rip your drummer boy hands and eat them with salt
Manic : You know what, maybe next time! 0w0" *backs away*
Starlight : *face palm*
Shadow : *huffs* We are done here.
Shadow: i dare u to kill sonic and leave manic alone or i'll make u
Me:*take all of shadow's guns
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Ask Sonic and Friends 2!
HumorBook two of the Ask Sonic and Friends series! What will this book include? More dares! More questions! And more Black Arms Incest! Shadow : WHAT!? Forget that last part ewe
