Starlight : Aaaand we are back!
Shadow : Eeeehhh.... Kill me
Starlight : How about you read a comment first
Shadow : ................ From Chloemax826 it says I have an ask for Shadow,is it true that you really want to kill starlight?because if you do then take my cross bow *gives shadow a crossbow*give it to me if you're done
Starlight : Wait WHAT
Shadow : You know, as much as I would LOVE to kill her, I need her
Starlight : Aw Shadow that's so nice of -
Shadow : I mean who else is going to do the laundry and the cooking and whatnot
Starlight : .......
Shadow : ..... Continue
Starlight : Ggrr... this other comment is from joshprice2004 and it says Hey shadow join me in hell and you can have as many giant cookies as you can have
Shadow : Does it count if I'm already in hell?
Starlight : ............................... But - Ooohh
Shadow : Yeah -3-
Starlight : Uum, no because this isn't a real hell
Shadow : Its my personal hell
Starlight : .... True...
Shadow : ..........
Starlight : ........ Now we're thinking about this too much, Shadow stop
Shadow : Boo
Starlight : Now this last one is a bit.. long, so bare with me here
Shadow : Fine.
Starlight : This comment is from Eyeless_Moonlight and it says Me: I dare Shadow to take care of my twin brother, Eyeless Jack, (who got turn into a kid as a hedgehog) for 7 dares. Star here take my Katanas that turn into guns in case Shadow is taking care of EJ. Oh EJ will try to take faker's kidneys to eat in case if he's hungry give him these (gives Shadow two jars of kidneys and a jar of cookies). (Whispers to Star) don't tell Shadow but the cookies r made with kidneys. Well take care and Shadow WATCH EJ like if he's ur own son if u don't u have been warned. (Walks away with her kaiju friends)
Shadow : Well the thing is, if I watch him as if he's my own son, then I wouldn't be watching him at all
Starlight : Sorry Silver you know how he is
Shadow : Shut up we aren't talking about that
Starlight : But you mentioned it
Shadow : ............. So where is this kid?
Eyeless Jack : *appears out of no where* Hi
Shadow : *jumps up* JESUS FUCKING - Oh its you kid
Eyeless Jack : Hi.
Shadow : Yeah yeah hi to you too
Starlight : Aw he's adorable :D
Eyeless Jack : *looks at Starlight* .... *looks down and puts his hands behind his back*
Shadow : Alright time to take care of this ..... thing.. creature.... person....
YOU ARE READING
Ask Sonic and Friends 2!
HumorBook two of the Ask Sonic and Friends series! What will this book include? More dares! More questions! And more Black Arms Incest! Shadow : WHAT!? Forget that last part ewe