Starlight : *eats a cookie*
Shadow : *watching her* ....
Starlight : .... Can I help you with something?
Shadow : Why are you eating my cookies?
Starlight : This is mine, I don't know what you're talking about.
Shadow : Humph.... suurrree...
Starlight : Keep this up and I will have you read the comments
Shadow : I'll shut up now.
Starlight : That's what I thought
Scourge ; Oh god
Starlight : Anyways, what's up for today?
Scourge ; mayasaldana says Yes. Shadow's torture begins! I dare him to put on the most girly, poofy and sparkly dress Starlight has! And Starlight, you get to give him a makeover will he's in the dress!
Shadow : This is why I don't like this. You people always do this to me.
Starlight : I'm not complaining ~
Shadow : Kill me now.
Starlight : Shut up and go change into a dress
Shadow : Kill me now.
Starlight : Wait let me go find one! *walks off*
Shadow : ..... I am going to kill myself soon.
Scourge : Have fun with that, Shadow
Shadow : Oh I will.
~ LATER ~
Shadow : *wearing a poofy pink dress with pink lipstick and white eyeshadow* .....
Starlight : What do you think, Scourge?
Scourge : He's hideous. I love it!
Shadow : *growling*
Starlight : This next comment is from Dragonjedi7 and it says Have Tails show off the picture of Shadow and Starlight that he took in the final chapters of book 1
Shadow and Scourge : Wait, what picture?
Tails : Um.... *sweatdrops*
Shadow and Starlight : What picture?!
Tails : Remember that ooonnee time you were helping Shadow....? Heheheh... and uh... you kinda... well... he kinda.... you know...
Shadow and Starlight : ............. o-o
Tails : Yeah I kind of took a picture
Shadow : Tails I am going to rip your two tails off and tape them to the American flag
Starlight : o-o Shadow chill!
Shadow : I WILL NOT CHILL
Scourge : Wait what?
Tails : Look *shows Scourge the picture*
Scourge : ...... *face gets dark* .... Shadow...
Shadow : What?
Scourge : ......... you .... KISSED YOUR OWN SISTER!?!?!?
Shadow : IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR
Scourge : IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT!!!
Shadow and Scourge : *yelling at each other*
Starlight : Tails why did you do this
Tails : *shrug* A dare is a dare
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Ask Sonic and Friends 2!
HumorBook two of the Ask Sonic and Friends series! What will this book include? More dares! More questions! And more Black Arms Incest! Shadow : WHAT!? Forget that last part ewe
