Dear Diary
I had to take my unicorn to the vet yesterday because it was having trouble pooping rainbows. I think it was because I fed it one too many dishonest vegans and to keep a healthy unicorn you have to keep it on a strict diet of rocks and vegans. Bit honest vegans are just so hard to find. I hope that he will be able to properly poop rainbows because I like to watch the leprechauns turn red when my unicorn exposes their gold. Some days I want to leave Kansas so I can feel normal size among the munchkins.
Tomorrow I have to cut down the light pole outside to build a wardrobe to get to Neverland so I can meet Mary Poppins and bear her children
So my child can get into Hogwarts and become a mermaid then and only then can my merchild ride my unicorn to the cloud across from cloud 9 to get ice cream and bring me back my coupon for chips.
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Dear Diary
RandomGoofy strange series written by Lila. Lila lives an eccentric life and wanted to share some of it with you.
