Superman vs. Batman
We all knew this was coming so take a seat.
Superman can fly, has x-ray vision, super strength and uh FLY!
Batman can walk, see normally, doesn't have any strength.
Superman is from Planet Krypton! His parents sent him away on a rocket because they knew the planet was gonna blow up. Amazing back story.
Batman's father died and he became rich. Ooh. Aah.
Let's face it, all Batman's got is money, a voice, and a mask. Plus, Joker is the stupidest villain ever. He's a clown on drugs.
And yes, a rock can beat Superman but you can only find it on a deserted PLANET!
Just....Batman sucks.
