November 16, 2016
Dear Diary,
Today Jade was teaching me how to hunt. I already new how to,but she insisted. So we were stalking some kids playing near home base. I foolishly screamed hi to the kids. Jade pulled me down and started moaning about how I blow our cover and stuff. Jade made me promise that the next we go hunting I'm not talk and if I do she will rip my head off. That's not the only that happened today. I snuck Jade into home base so she can help me make Jason I like me. I told Jade I'm not supposed to bring zombie into home base, but I like talk about you all the time so if Nigel sees her he won't try to kill her. Right? Whatever,so for the rest of the day we stalked Jason in the exercise room. Jade moaned that she didn't understand why I had a crush on him. But how could you not? His dark brown eyes, big mussels, and his long ombre hair it's enough to make a girl without a heart feel something special. I love him so much I just want to be with forever and ever. But sadly a zombie girl can't be with a human zombie killer. But still a girl can dream. Bye diary!😗
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Being A Teenage Zombie Sucks
Fiksi RemajaA short diary of an awkward teenage zombie.