Just my real life...I'm not even kidding.

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Dude in a corner: HA! ASHY IS SO GAY! (Not giving out my real name, you can deal with my nickname)

Me:  Hey there, random douchebag in the corner. Thank you so much for stating the obvious, good job. You know I'm a lesbian. You've earned a gold star!

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Scene 2: a few days later
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Random douchebag: LOOK AT THE LESBIAN IDIOT IN THE CLASS *points to me*

Me: good work dipshit, you figured out that I was gay. You've earned a gold star *pats him on the head* and now that you've learned I'm gay, you've figured out the secret to life! Time to die!


(No wonder everyone hates me...I don't take people's shit)

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