chlogey, for some odd reason, fell in love with an ugly goblin with a tiny chode. Because he could kill intruders with his knives and he smelled like Doritos. Other than that, chlogey hated her goblin. She married him anyway. They were traveling the world together, in a camper, on a five year trip together. They were going to a monument for each state. They started out in North Carolina, but headed north. They would make love every night in the tiny camper bed. But Chlogey and her goblin didn't use protection because they thought his chode was too small to get her pregnant. And one day, Chlogey wasn't feeling well. She had a stomach ache and was puking. At this point, they were in Maine. She went out and bought a pregnancy test just to be safe. But guess what, the results were positive. Chlogey was going to have a little troll baby!! Chlogey and goblin took the news hard, so they went back home to North Carolina. Chlogey's belly got bigger and bigger. And nine months passed by. And one day they were watching The Walking Dead together when Chlogey felt her baby trying to come out. She went into labor. And "POP" out came the troll baby, but then "POP" out came another one. It was a mini Chlogey. IT WAS TWINS!
