Hypocrisy(Gravity Falls/ON HOLD!)

Chapter Five

           Dipper rushed to the sink,vomiting the cereal he had eaten in the morning (he had no lunch).Even after he vomited,he still didn't feel better.In fact,he felt quite worse.
           He collapsed on the floor,unable to breath.His eyes began seeing black spots.He reached a hand out,and tried to yell for help,but no sound came out.
           Then all he remembered was pitch black.
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            Dipper woke up seeing his sister in front of him.He saw a shocked,very scared look in her eyes.
Oh no,this can't be good,he thought.He look at his arm.It was black and a lot more skinnier.
Aw,come on!I already have noodle arms,now I have ULTRA noodle arms!
"What's wrong?"he asked Mabel.She still look stunned,not moving a step.Her eyes were like stones,staying in the same position forever.
"Don't freak out."she pointed to the mirror.Dipper did the exact opposite,as he saw his new form.
As he stood up,he realized he could float.That was odd,and he didn't like the feeling.So he floated back to the ground,walking towards the mirror.
Damn.It was a lot worse than the kid had suspected.He was now a triangle like Bill,only a maroon shade.Instead of wearing a top hat,he wore the pine tree cap he always had.He also wore his blue vest.He couldn't believe his eyes (or eye,now he was an illuminati nacho.).
As soon as he realized this,he put his hands on top of his hat.He considered pacing around the room,but he automatically floated up instead.Dipper landed back on the ground,pacing nervously.
"Damn,damn damn!"Dipper nervously shouted."I'm a fucking triangle dream demon!"
"Dipper,don't cuss!"Mabel scolded,though she was still stunned by her brother's new form.
           "How can I NOT cuss when I am really freaking out after being turned into a dream demon!I also got turned into a dorito as well!"
             Dipper held out his hand,which bursted into red flames.He gave a scream,and Mabel laughed.
             "This is kinda amusing,y'know.Watching you get used to this!"she giggled worse than ever,falling on her stomach.
             "It's going to be a long time until I get used to this."Dipper looked in his hands.
             "Yeah,but being a demon can be fun as well!You have powers,you can float and-"Mabel was cut off by her brother.
            "-trick mortal beings into making deals with me!"After he said that,Dipper shrieked off laughing.He suddenly blushed,if demons COULD blush."Uh,that came out of nowhere."
             Suddenly the door opened,revealing Silvia.Her eyes were shocked as she saw Dipper.
             "Is that a floating triangle?"she asked,almost putting a hand down on Dipper's cap.
             Dipper swiped her hand off,and floated back to the ground."Well,it's just a triangle now.Not floating."
             "Uh,Silvia.....go to sleep....you feel tired,don't you?"Mabel said,rubbing her neck.
             "Why,I do feel tired!"Silvia hurried off to the couch,snoozing heavily.
             "Well,she's been taken care of.All we need to is to make Stan send her to the hospital,then we don't need to deal with her anymore."Dipper said.
               Mabel still felt guilty after shooting her with the memory gun.Maybe they would find a way to get her memory back.
               Dipper's one eyed widened."Hey,I can't read your mind.I was able to read Silvia's,but not yours,now being a demon nacho."
                "That's odd.Bill could read my mind."Mabel murmured wistfully.She wasn't getting used to having a demon as a brother.
                Ding. 
"Oh,that's probably Grunkle Stan."Mabel gulped as the doorbell rang."I'm going to have to explain to him....all of this."
                "Just go already.I-I hope he doesn't get afraid of me."Dipper pushed Mabel slightly towards the door.
                "Who's scared of a nacho?"Mabel snorted.Dipper laughed,but Mabel whispered darkly,"Though,I was kinda scared of Bill.Especially when he possessed your body."
                 "Yeah.....I was scared as well."Dipper agreed.
                Mabel walked off,opening the door for Stan.As she opened the door,she was greeted by a warm hug from her great uncle.
                "Hey....I tried my best to drive as fast as I could....Ford gave me this teleportation device to make things a bit faster....but I could only use it once.Kid,it's going to be a long ride to Oregon."Stan said,paying Mabel's fluffy brown hair.
              "So...where's your brother?"he asked,entering the house.
               "Uh...he's in the restroom....something bad happened to him."Words came spilling out of Mabel's mouth as quick as running water.Stan nodded gravely as Mabel spoke.
               "So....you need a ride to Gravity Falls and me to send Silvia to the hospital?No problem Mabel."Stan gave a confident smile."I'm sure I can do this under 12 hours."
                "Your brother's condition....can't be that bad,can it?"Stan asked,eyeing Mabel.
                "It's bad enough we have to go ask good ol' Fordsy for help."
                "I'll go see for myself."Stan walked off to the restroom,Mabel hot on his trail.He opened the door-and almost fainted dead away.
                 "Hot Belgian Waffles!"Stan yelled in surprise."Your brother's a freaking triangle?"
                 "Yup."Dipper said,looking at his right hand nonchalantly,which bursted with red flames.
                  "He has powers as well?"Stan asked.Mabel nodded.
                  "He can read minds,teleport,float,and make deals....and more....everything Bill can do."
                   Stan smiled."That's pretty cool....I guess being a triangle isn't so bad."
                   "Well...it's bad enough."The flames in Dipper's hand died off.
                   "So...what are you waiting for?Let's hurry up,and pack a trip to Gravity Falls,Oregon!It's going to be a WILD ride!"