Author: *Breaks down 4th wall* Let's do this so I can get back to reading smut.
Niall
Q: When did you first realize that you liked *cough* loved *cough* Liam?
A: I knew I liked him freshman year... He was so cute and shy... I learned I loved him before I moved in with him. I love him so much and I know he liked me back but what of he doesn't like me back after what happened with my dad?
Q: Where is your mom?
A: I don't know. She hasn't been around in years.
Q: Do you know who your mom is?
A: Some woman named Maura who left me a long time ago.
Q: Are you a top?
A: I like topping but I can take it if I really like the person *Blushes thinking about Liam*
Q: Any kinks?
A: *blushes deeper* I like being called daddy. I also like being tied up, and being called a cock slut *coughs*
Niall: *Taps on Authors shoulder* Can I be done? I'm hungry.
Author: *nods awkwardly*
Liam
Q: How do you feel about what you found out about Niall and his dad? P.s sorry that the sentence is so confusing.
A: I was sick to my stomach. I can't believe someone would do that with their child. It's alright I understood the sentence.
Q: Do you have any kinks?
A: I like calling people *cough* Niall *Cough* Daddy... I like being a power bottom or a top... I like public things where people can walk in...
Q: Is Niall alright?
A: I believe so... He doesn't look upset or say anything and he seems happy so... I don't ask. I don't want to make dad-Niall uncomfortable.
Harry
Q: How do you feel about Louis daddy kink? Do you love Louis? How do you not die when you see Louis? AND LOUIS IN PANTIES?! OMFG HOW DID YOU NOT DIE?!
A: Okay... I understood about half that... Lets see. His daddy kink was so sexy. I really love Louis... I don't know how to tell him. We have only been on one date. I don't want to scare him. Louis' panties... Oh god I swear my heart stopped. I don't know how I'm still alive but if I had died... At least I would die with a good view.
Harry: *Looks down and groans* Author Ellie I have a boner
Author: *rolls eyes* Go take care of it but... Don't take Louis I need him.
Harry: *Sighs and walks away*
Louis
Q: Why did you call Harry daddy? Do you love Harry? Why must you kill me with your panties?!
A: I called him daddy because he is totally daddy material!!! Have you seen him? I love him more than I have loved anyone else in the world. *Eyes widen* Here lies HarrysinlovewithLou She died because I wore panties... May she rest in piece... With the panties Harry will tear off of me.
Q: I love you. Please marry me.
A: I love you too... but I'm sorry... I will only marry Harry if he ever asks me
Q: Have you and Liam ever dated?
A: No. He is more like a brother to me than a boyfriend.
Bobby
Q: Why are you such a bitch?
A: Why are you so nosy?
Nick
Q: Can you pls die in a hole? Thank you
A: I am important to the story... Trust me... You want me around. *smirks*
Jay
Q: Adopt me?
A: I have one child I love but... Sure.
Q: Do you like Harry?
A: I was skeptical at first but... If Louis loves him then why not?
Unknown
Q: Who is u? O.o
A: Where is the fun in that? I like the secrecy...
Q: Are you trying to break up Niall and Liam?
A: Technically they aren't together but... No. I am looking for Niall for a very different reason
Unknown's brother
Q: Who is you too?
A: You will find out soon...
Allyson (The waitress)
Q: How did you know what was happening? How did you feel about it? HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY?!
A: I begged to switch to their table. They were soooo adorable!!! I was so amazed they were so cute and when they walked in Harry was staring at his bum! *Squeals* I am not lucky I am just a very good begger and my fiance, Alex was originally supposed to be their waiter.
Me
Q: Do you love me? *batts eyelashes* How did you come up with this book? Why are you such a good write?
A: I do love you JayJay. You are my pup! I got this book form your suggestion remember? I am not an amazing writer... Thank you, though.
Q: Please update more
A: I update once a week on Saturdays. I have a lot of stories going on and I can't do more than once a week. I would have updated last week but Christina Grimmie was murdered and if I ended up writing I may have ended up killing someone so I did the smart thing and waited.
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