A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says, "I want a big S painted on the right side, left side, the front and back, I want big S's everywhere," And the car painter asks, "Why?" And the snails says "Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say 'Wow! Look at the escargot!"
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