Hidden Leaf Detectives (NaruSasu / SasuNaru)

Part 2

The motorcycle finally stopped. Sasuke seriously was about to have a heart attack.
"What the matter teme? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Naruto was laughing.
"Idiot! The light was red! Not green, not yellow, RED!!"
"Ch, like a light is gonna stop me."
"Oh it will... DEAD!"
Naruto shrugged off Sasuke's last comment and took the extra helmet from Sasuke.
"Well, what you think?"
What he was thinking was 'how is this idiot not dead by now?' , however that wasn't what Naruto meant. The motorcycle was parked just in front of a small brick building. It was two stories tall, and painted on one of the windows in lime green was the words 'Hidden Leaf'.

"...It's a dump."
"Oh you're just jealous." Naruto then walked towards the door. "Well, you coming?"
Sasuke sighed. He only had to put up with him for one case. Just one case. Sasuke followed behind.

It didn't look too bad on the inside...if you're the kind of person who loves offices, since that's exactly what it looked like.

"...this looks way too neat and organized for someone like you to own...it's not yours is it?"
Naruto gave a gasp. "How rude!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "No it's mine. I bought it. I really did have it for whatever reasons may pop up." Naruto then pointed up. "I live upstairs. Now THAT I can tell you is definitely not nice and neat like it is down here."
Sasuke chuckled. Now THAT, he could believe. He then coughed as he sat down on the couch and changed into serious mode.

"Now, about Itachi-"
"He's after Kyuubi drugs. Okay, your turn!"
"Wait hold on...the what drugs?"
"Kyuubi drugs. Yeah know, makes your eyes all red, makes you strong and really really powerful, yeah da yeah da. Now, the goodies."
Sasuke sighed. This guy was just not taking him seriously. And how come he had never heard of 'Kyuubi drugs'?
"Montolo was handing us information that he stole from Sound."
Naruto froze. He didn't even blink.
"Sound?"
"Yeah. ...now, where-"
"HE STOLE SOMETHING FROM SOUND!?!"
"...yeah?"
"Well, it's no wonder he's dead! Gah! That idiot!"
'look who's talking' Sasuke thought to himself.

Yeah, Sound was not a group of people you wanted to mess with. They had bombs and the works, money, manipulative power over hundreds of major companies, you name it. If they wanted to fuck with your life, they could, in the worst possible way. Even the government didn't try to stop them, probably because at least HALF of the politicians owed them something.

"Can we get back to the whole 'Itachi' thing now?"
"What was he thinking!?!" Sasuke sighed. He lost him. Annoyed, he decided to get up and get himself a nice cup of ice cold water from the water cooler. "Now that Sound knows him they're gonna follow him right back to –!!!"
And splashed it all over Naruto's face.

"Will you chill out? Panicking over it is not gonna solve anything."
Naruto blinked a couple of times. He sure as hell wasn't expecting that.
"...Thanks...I guess."
Sasuke then sat back down on the couch and patted the spot next to him.
"Now, come over here so we can talk."
Naruto smirked.
"Is that the pick up line you use on the ladies?" Sasuke glared at him as Naruto waltzed over to the couch. "Now-" Naruto husked "What was it you wanted to talk about, babe?"
"Call me babe again and you're as good as a dead man."
Naruto raised his hands up in defense, but still smiling nonetheless.
"What else do you know about Itachi?"
"Hm...well, he's white with black hair and dark eyes-"
"Dobe-" Sasuke hissed in a dangerous tone. Naruto tsked him.
"Now now, that's not my name. It's Naruto." He then took his hand out to shake. "You?" Sasuke only stared at the hand.
"Sasuke."
Naruto eyes widened.
"Wait. Sasuke? As in Itachi's little brother Sasuke?"
"Dobe-!"
Naruto burst out laughing.
"You don't even know where your own brother is? Oh wow that's sad!"
Sasuke wanted to punch this guy square in the face.

"Say, what kind of information did Alex steal anyways?"
Sasuke smirked. If 'Naruto' was gonna pay Captain Oblivious and avoid answering the actual question then so was he.
"Hm gee he's stolen lots of information. Some from the West gang, Sand Comp....Sound."
"Type teme. Type of information."
"Lots and lots of valuable and important information."
"...tell me Sasuke, even though I already know the answer, how does it feel to be me?"
Sasuke stopped all at once. He really was acting like him. Naruto smirked. Oooh how he hated this guy.

Naruto's phone rang and Naruto reached into his pocket to pull it out.
"Sup?"
Sasuke just sat there as Naruto was chatting away. Not able to hear the other end of the conversation Sasuke couldn't really make out what he was talking about. Most of Naruto's answer came out in 'ah huh' or 'nope!'. But if Sasuke where to guess, it was probably his boss on the other line. Who else would call right now?
"Okay!" and with that hanged up.
"Was mommy checking up on you?" Sasuke smirked. "It is after curfew after all."
Naruto burst out laughing. Iruka really was like a 'mommy'.
"Yeah, I was telling her I was alright."
Sasuke stopped smirking. Wait...was that really his mom on the other line or-?

"Well, enough about that." Naruto got up and reached for his coat. "I gotta go, but you can stay the night if you want."
"Oh? And just where do you think your going?"
"Out. You know...outside?"
Sasuke was not amused.
"I'm coming with you."
Naruto smirked. "Alrighty then...but that means we're gonna have to ride the Ducati again."
Sasuke's face went pale. He gulped and decided to take it like a man. He could not let this idiot out of his sight.
"Okay then" Sasuke then grabbed the spare helmet "Lets go."