Hidden Leaf Detectives (NaruSasu / SasuNaru)

Part 11

Hm...looks like we've been caught. Again.
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Nice to see you too Kyuubi."
Kyuubi chuckled inside Naruto's head.
Naruto knew all about the Kyuubi Drugs or in other words, the Demon Tail Drugs. Kyuubi told him all about it. He even knew Gaara was a host, since Gaara used to tell him all about the one tail demon inside him. Naruto never told him, since Gaara was convinced that the demon was just make believe. Naruto knew better though, he knew they were real. Hence why him and Kyuubi could still talk to one another and why Gaara and his demon couldn't. Once a host pushes the demon to the back of their minds the link of connection was unreachable.

"Hey Kyu? Why is Sound involved?"
Because Orochimaru knows the truth too. He wants my power.
Naruto began tapping his foot.
"But couldn't you... contain your powers?"
Kyuubi raised a brow.
Are you asking me to prevent him from taking my power? Why?
"He kidnapped me! I don't want to give him what he wants! He doesn't deserve it!"
Kyuubi was silent.
I don't care.
"Damn it Kyuubi!" He knew Kyuubi's logic. More hosts, more freedom to roam people's mind. Naruto sighed. "What if... I made a deal?"
Kyuubi smirked.
What kind of deal, Kit?

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"Why is it I feel like I'm doing most of the work?" Kiba sighed as they looked over Orochimaru's blue prints. "I mean, we know where his hide out is, why do I need to go over this for?"
"Because we want to know the best way to break in and avoid traps."
"Here." Kiba took out a marker and drew a line "This is the best route."
"Hmmm, smells like cherries!"
Kiba then looked at his marker. It was a smelly marker. Kiba blushed.
"I just grabbed a maker at random."
Sai smirked "You have smelly markers? You actually have them?"
Kiba ignored him.
"Are there any traps?" Shika asked.
"Yeah, but just one. A pit that has spikes at the bottom."
"Oh yeah, uh huh, no big deal. Nooo, it's just a pit to our DOOM!!" Shikamaru yelled angry. "How are we supposed to get passed that?!?"
"Sasuke? Don't you still have your grabbling hook?" Kakashi asked.
Sasuke smirked. "Yep."
Shikamaru shivered. Great, so he was going to be swinging to his death. Joy.

"Don't forget your guns." Iruka reminded, "Not just for Sound but incase Akatsuki shows up too." Everyone nodded. Sasuke's smirk grew more devilish. He counted on them being there.

"Uh yeah about that... I have a job to do..." Kiba commented as he turned around and put on his pizza hat.
"What? No, you're coming with us to point out where the trap is... unless the Akasuki ordered another pizza by accident, then you can go."
"But I don't want to die!!" Kiba cried as he remembered how scary the Akatsuki was.
"Tough. Now, any questions? No? Good." Shikamaru started the van "Let's ride."

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They parked the car a few blocks away and headed towards the building.
"Seriously Kiba? Walking through the front entrance is the best way to go?"
"Any other way in has traps. Even going through a small window can trigger something."
They stood near the door and noticed when someone walked in there were cameras inside.
"Nuts, how are we supposed to get past that?"
Sai took out his phone and began texting.
"Sai, this is no time to be texting."
"Oh but you'll love this." Sai took out his bag. It contained an army of suits and bowler hats. "Put these on, please."

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They came out of the van dressed in the suits Sai requested for them to wear.
"What's with the get up?" Sasuke asked. But instead of getting an answer he got an umbrella instead. "The hell?"
"I've always wanted to try this." Sai chimed excitedly.
"Try what?"
"Wait for it..."
"Hey look." Kiba pointed at the building. "There's other people going in wearing the same things we are!" and indeed they were. But they weren't the only ones. As time passed more and more people dressed like them started walking in.
"...Really Sai? Really?" Sasuke commented dully. He knew what was going on, Sai was using the old Charlie Chaplin. Basically a whole bunch of people are gathered in the same place wearing the same exact thing for a 'contest'. Make it harder for police to find their criminal, who of course is also wearing the same thing.
"What? It's a classic." Sai put on his hat. "Let's roll." They all opened their umbrellas and walked into the building.