How To Survive The Mikealsons(The Originals)

Chapter 1

The above image is of Tessa Lockwood,my oc.
Also its in her P.O.V
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How to survive the Mikaelsons(The Originals)
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I own nothing except my oc Tessa Lockwood.
Main pairings - Klayley,Kalijah,Stebecca,Kolvina,HenrikXTessa.
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1. Never make fun of Elijah's suits.
"Why would you do that?"
"I just said that it made him look old"
"True"
"Next morning, I woke up to find that my hair had been dyed white"
"Harsh"
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2. Harry Potter is now banned.
Katherine, Hayley,Kol got Slytherin.
Rebecca,Tessa, Davina got Gryffindor.
Elijah and Henrik got Ravenclaw.
Klaus surprisingly got Hufflepuff.
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3.Don't ask Elijah about his accent.
"Why?"
"It sounds fake"
"Maybe cause, Daniel is American"
"Daniel?"
"Oops"
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4. Elena is not prettier than Katherine.
"But they look the same"
"I am obviously prettier"
"Uh-huh"
"What? I am"
"Of course, you are"
"Do I detect sarcasm?"
"I don't know, do you?"
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5. Don't mention Caroline.
"That blonde, bitchy pathetic excuse of a vampire"
"Honestly, how is she so perky 24 hours a day"
"Her voice makes me cut off my ears"
"Sorry, I asked"
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6.Facebook is also banned.
"Caroline just changed her relationship status from single to in a relationship"
"With whom??"
".........Stefan"
"Man-stealing bitch"
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7.Don't insult Rebecca's fashion sense.
"Why in your right mind will you do that?"
"I just said thay skinny jeans are not her thing"
"Harsh"
"All my clothes were missing the next day."
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8.Teen Wolf is banned.
"Were-coyote?Were-jaguar??"
"Banshee? Kitsune? Hellhound?Kanima?"
"Might as well just name it 'Teen Supernatural'
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9.Twilight is most definitely banned.
"Vampires don't fucking sparkle"
"Shapeshifters?"
"Hearing her speak, makes me wanna kill myself"
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10.Henrik,Davina and Tessa are not allowed to watch Game Of Thrones as they are underaged.
"Why can't we watch it?"
"Because it has too much nudity"
"Like we haven't seen a naked person before...."
Cami secretly let's us watch it.
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How was it???
Do you want me to continue???