Ok Ashley, roast me!

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You're uglier than Hitler and Donald Trump combined
People bully you because you're not straight as a line
No wonder you flooded your basement last night
For no reason you just decided to cry

Last time I checked you were 148 pounds
Whenever you phangirl you make un-earthly sounds
All the makeup you put on makes you look like a clown
And back to ugly, you'll always be the ugliest around

You should just end your life already and drink bleach
Do it at the beach where everyone can see
But no one's gonna care you little b*tch
Your life to them is like compilations of cringe

Your hair is like a style from the 1800's
You're such an annoyance 'cuz you always singin' somethin'
You only take showers once a week
So Im'ma tell you again and please just drink bleach!

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