Aries : "bake me into a cake? bOI I'LL LEGIT FITE YOU- *gets fucking decked*"
Capricorn : Probably Licking Mettaton's Legs Like Have You Seen Those Things?
Pisces : "I'm Mettasexual Now..."
Leo : "Pink is the manliest color"
Virgo : "Oh Hey I'm On T.V.! Mom Are You Proud Yet?!?! HUH?!?! *violently shaking the camera*
Gemini : "are you fucking kidding me? were you not a triangle just 10 seconds ago?"
Scorpio : "IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME-
PAPARAZZI-" (Papyrazzi//slapped)Taurus : "is u a girl or a boi?"
Aquarius : "what th- TAURUS YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE- THAT'S RACIST-"
Cancer : "you two chill we're on T.V." *taking selfies to make everyone on instagram jealous*
"#ImFamousBitchez"Libra : "lol wyd"
Sagittarius : "whAT tHE fuCK iS happENING?"
legit just so out of ideas rn-
anyway-
FUCK MEANS SEX AND SEX MEANS LOVE SO FUCK YOU ALL
(ノワ)ノ*+*×°•'☆◇。
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[COMPLETE] undertale zodiacs
De Todo❀ First Undertale zodiacs book on Wattpad ❀ » Humor that is appearantly funny? » Fandom crossovers chapter is published and is chapter 154. ❀ C O M P L E T E D ❀ ❀ #10 in Random | 5.11.2016 ✦ ❀ #4 in Random | 19.12.2016 ✦ ❀ I'm just desperate to be...