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Warning; for some odd reason this chapter has been rated as 'R' I have no clue why as there is only swearing but it is alittle more then normal for banter purposes! So I am just warning for before hand!
Chapter Twelve; Slughorn’s party.
It’s now Christmas Eve everything is going swell. I and Draco are brilliant as well as snogging at every free moment we have. This isn’t very much thus why my backside hurts a lot due to the snogging in the potions closet, not one of my brightest ideas really… Any how it’s now Christmas Eve and everyone’s so freaking’ merry. It’s rather sickening.
I look at Alice who is sitting opposite, making her face the Gryffindor table, her eye is doing some wired twich every so offen then she’ll glare behind me. What the hell? I turn my head to look at what/ whom she is glaring at to see the slut of Gryffindor dry humping Ronald Weasley. I cough and spit my food on to my plate and start choking. Alice snaps out of her glaring day dream and looks at me worried.
“Whats wrong Athena? Jesus don’t die!” She cries.
I hit my chest a few times, hacking. “Lavender Brown dry humping whilst I was eating has scared me in many ways.”
Alice face turns sour. “What. A. Sket.” She says before glaring and playing with her food on her plate.
I smile at her before continuing. “Well you don’t really want him now, you don’t know what’ll you get. Chlamydia is on the top of the list.” I say frankly which causes her to start choking on her food.
She busts out into a fit of laughter which I quickly join into after shes stopped choking. Everyone stops and stares at us causing us to bust out into another set of laughter. Seamus stands up from the Gryffindor table and shouts at me.
“Whatcha laughing about? The fact you’re bent?”
I knew Seamus was joking as we got on pretty good and he was a total babe. I turn to face him and bellow out. “No we’re speaking about what STI’s Ron will have after that sket leaves him. I’m betting a fiver on Chlamydia.” I smirk.
Most people stop doing what they’re doing, Ron and the skets faces turn bright red whilst glaring at me, Seamus taps his chin. He stops and in all seriousness says. “Nha, gonorrhea!”
Everyone starts laughing expect Ron and Lav, my new nickname for her, I see Hermione who is glaring whilst laughing at Lav. Ah my home girl we all do hate a sket especially the one who steals our man. Yes, you heard me right Hermione Granger forever best friend of Ronald Weasley wants him in bed!
I shake my head at everyone before seating myself at the dinning table and resuming with my dinner. I glance at Draco who discreetly winks at me with a real smile on his face, which widens when I blush. Gosh I’m such a girl blushing when a boy winks at me!
After dinner I leave the great hall just to bump into my darling brother. I walk into him causing him to almost fall over, I catch him before he hits the floor.
“Shit! Alezader I’m so sorry! You alright?” I say in a rush.
Alezader gets up and brushes himself off before patting my arm. “Athena I’m fine don’t worry! Anyways why’d you shout at Ron in there?”
I sigh and place a hand on my hip. “’Cause, a) multiple friends fancy him b) I like pissing people off c) Lav is such a sket it is unreal. Who dry humps someone in a public place now days! It’s fine at a club were it’s dark but I was eating my bloody dinner!” I laugh out.
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