Chapter 1

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A/N Hey guyss so ye I'VE PUBLISHED THIS LATE. BUT HELLO I'M AMAZING SO HEHE. Anyway thanks for reading, hopefully this fic should be updated every Wednesday? Plz do check out my other fics 'Haste in The Moment' and 'Not How I Remember'. They are both quite new and I'm pretty sure i mentioned in my previous Authors Note that I'M WRITING THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Yes ok.

Now on with the story.

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caspar_lee: hey wanna fuck?

joe_sugg: you're interesting

caspar_lee: heh lol ino reyt

joe_sugg: may i know who you are and why you are interrupting my day?

caspar_lee: i'm sure your day wasn't good anyway. Hi, i'm Harry Styles

joe_sugg: bye

caspar_lee: don't leave bby!!!! I'm boredddddd

joe_sugg: i'm bored of you

caspar_lee: harsh

joe_sugg: not really

caspar_lee: y u so damn feisty

joe_sugg: when some strange chap, cough cough you, decides to text me for no particular reason other than to harass me :)

caspar_lee: I think my first text explains why i texted you babes

joe_sugg: ew

joe_sugg: you're gross

joe_sugg: strange man

caspar_lee: how do you know i'm a man ;)

joe_sugg: judging by your profile pic and all the other pictures on your account, i'd say your a male

caspar_lee: OMG

caspar_lee: YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH MY PROFILE TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE

caspar_lee: AW YOU'RE TOO CUTE

joe_sugg: er no. I just wanted to see what i was talking to

caspar_lee: well i'm not gonna be an alien am i

joe_sugg: you never know

joe_sugg: you could've fooled me

caspar_lee: well you're dumb af then pal

joe_sugg: i aint yo pal idek u

caspar_lee: well let's get to know eachother then :)

caspar_lee: Hi, I'm Caspar Lee, a South African bisexual who is 22 years of age :)

joe_sugg: I'm not giving you my personal details

caspar_lee: but i gave you mine :((((((((((((((((((((

joe_sugg: but i didnt tell you to

caspar_lee: you didn't have to :)

joe_sugg: wtf has my life come to

caspar_lee: IT'S AMZN! YOU'RE TALKING TO BRILLIANT PEOPLE LIKE ME

joe_sugg: amazing and brilliant aren't exactly the words i'd describe it as

caspar_lee: enough with going off topic. SPILL THE BEYNZ. HOO R U.

joe_sugg: nope

caspar_lee: i will find your house.

joe_sugg: I am Joseph Sugg, aged 24, British

caspar_lee: hehehehehehehe that always works

joe_sugg: twat

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