Text buddies - Jaspar AU

Chapter 4

caspar_lee: Sugg

caspar_lee: Suggy

caspar_lee: I have an issue

joe_sugg: if it's about what i think it might be about... i SERIOUSLY DONT WANT TO KNOW

caspar_lee: ;)

joe_sugg: CASpaR

caspar_lee: I'm joking bbz

caspar_lee: I really do have an issue tho

joe_sugg: that's nice

caspar_lee: rude soamfb

joe_sugg: what does soamfb mean?

caspar_lee: it's my special creation

caspar_lee: Son Of A Motherfrucking Biatch

joe_sugg: Frucking? Biatch? really?

caspar_lee: dan and phil references joe inhale the beauty

joe_sugg: I think you're more of a phil tbh

caspar_lee: im dan

joe_sugg: yes but phil is like an angel sent from god himself. He's beautiful

caspar_lee: OK i'm phil

joe_sugg: ...

caspar_lee: dont dot me sir

caspar_lee: JOE YOU'VE PULLED ME OFF TRACK GODDAMMIT

joe_sugg: WAIT YOU'RE DRIVING?

joe_sugg: CASPAR ARE YOU OK?

joe_sugg: omg i've killed Caspar

joe_sugg: CASPAR TRY STAY AWAKE WIFHFBEWIU

caspar_lee: Joe i'm not dead you prat

joe_sugg: oh

caspar_lee: I meant you've pulled me off track, as in i was going to tell you about my ISSUE!!!!

joe_sugg: ah yes the issue

caspar_lee: at least i know how you'll react if i die

joe_sugg: the ISSUE caspar!!!!!!!!11

caspar_lee: right yes

joe_sugg: waiting

caspar_lee: ok so i was waking up right, like any normal person would do. And i got out of my lovely king sized bed, and decided 'caspar, now would be a great time for a small snack!' So of course, i travelled to my fridge, opened it with force, and it revealed it's insides. half of PEPPERONI PIZZA to my left, half of a MUSHROOM PIZZA to my right. I dropped to the floor in terror. HOW CAN I CHOOSE JUST ONE? I COULD HAVE BOTH, BUT THEN I'D LOOK LIKE A OSTRICH EGG, AND GIRLS DON'T LIKE THAT. help

joe_sugg: first off... wow

joe_sugg: second... why pizza?

joe_sugg: third... pepperoni

joe_sugg: finally... girls?

caspar_lee: 1. i know, 2. pizza is life, 3. i think that't the right decision, 4. lads too, especially small, brunette haired lads, last names being SUGG 

joe_sugg: wonder who that could be?

caspar_lee: i wonderrrrrrrrrrr ;)

caspar_lee: admit it sugg, you're falling for my charm

joe_sugg: my arm is falling into your face coz you're so STUPIDDDDDDDDDD

caspar_lee: WTF WAS THAT FOR???? IMMA GO CRY NOW GR

joe_sugg: dont cry :(

caspar_lee: craft ;D

joe_sugg: I KnEw iT

caspar_lee: YOU KNOW ME SO WELL

joe_sugg: I DO

caspar_lee: WE'RE LIKE HUSBANDS

joe_sugg: WE ARE

caspar_lee: TELEPATHIC

caspar_lee: WAIT YOU SAID WE ARE

caspar_lee: JOE

joe_sugg: bye casparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;)

caspar_lee: DONT DO THAT AGAIN YOU ANNOYING LITTLE PIECE OF WORK

caspar_lee: Imma sing one direction songs to you until you come back

caspar_lee: your hand fits in mine, like it's made just for me (coz it is lol)

caspar_lee: but bear this in mind it was meant to be (SEE EVEN THE SONG AGREES)

caspar_lee: and im joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks (idkdikdikd if you have freckles, if not I'VE DRAWN THEM ON K?)

caspar_lee: and it all makes sense to me 

caspar_lee: liam bean time

caspar_lee:I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile (smile plz)

caspar_lee: You've never loved your stomach or your thighs, the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine (song lyrics ok, I Am noT A StaLkEr 

caspar_lee:But I'll love them endlessly (oh yes i will)

caspar_lee:MA BOYZ

caspar_lee: I WONT LET THESE LITTLE THINGS, SLIP, OUT, OF MY MOUTH (lets face it i probably will)

caspar_lee: BUT IF I DO (i will)

caspar_lee: IT'S YOU (you joe)

caspar_lee: OH ITS YOU (youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

caspar_lee: OH ITS YOU THEY ADD UP TO (i was never great at maths but hey ho)

caspar_lee: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU (<3)

joe_sugg: and all these little things :)

caspar_lee: JPOE

joe_sugg: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

caspar_lee: i hate you

A/N Shortish chapter, i had fun writing out the song lyrics anyway lol.

This has gone up earlier than intended to, but i will post another update on saturday :)

Danni X