Text buddies - Jaspar AU

Chapter 8

caspar_lee added oliwhitetv to group chat

joe_sugg: oh a new recruit

caspar_lee: Joe meet Oli

joe_sugg: hi oil

caspar_lee: its oli....

joe_sugg: I KNOW IT WAS A TYPO GODDAMN

caspar_lee: SORRY :((

joe_sugg: is this Oli even online

caspar_lee: well he was 2 minutes ago

oliwhitetv: i am online, i was just taking a casual scroll up this chat and seeing what you two were doing. Turns out I DIDNT WANT TO KNOWWWW

caspar_lee: dude this is the joe guy i've been talking about

oliwhitetv: damn really? i couldn't tell by looking at his name omg

joe_sugg: sarcastic. i approve

caspar_lee: oli dont uernjdkslnxil STEAL him you've been here 2 MINUTES

oliwhitetv: caspar you need to calm tf down bro

joe_sugg: er hello i am not being stolen

caspar_lee: anyway, INTRODUCTIONS ARE IN ORDERRRRRRRRR

caspar_lee: Oliver, meet Joseph Graham Sugg, the really fit dude i've been talking about constantly.

caspar_lee: Joe, meet Oliver Claude White, a piece of trash i call one of my best friends

oliwhitetv: hey!

caspar_lee: dont worry oli, you're not that bad. At least you're not josh

oliwhitetv: that is true

joe_sugg: how do you pronounce your middle name Oli? is it like CLOUD or CLORD

oliwhitetv: er well 

caspar_lee: joe honestly you meet a new guy and all you can do is ask him how to say his middle name

caspar_lee: it's ok to feel weirded out by him Oli. i did at first, but i got used to it

joe_sugg: i think you're forgetting that you were the one who texted me first AND LETS REMEMBER WHAT YOU PUT YE???

caspar_lee: I WAS PUTTING MY FEELINGS OUT THERE DONT BULLY ME LIKE THIS

oliwhitetv: jesus christ what is my life

oliwhitetv: I think you two are as equally as weird and JOE I JUST LITERALLY STARTED SPEAKING TO YOU

joe_sugg: THANKS OLIVER

caspar_lee: ok so we need to talk about something interesting

joe_sugg: hold on i need to ask Oli something

oliwhitetv: what....

joe_sugg: do you like dan and phil

caspar_lee: omg

oliwhitetv: not really why

joe_sugg: GOODBYE

joe_sugg: LEV

joe_sugg: WHYD YOU INTRODUCE ME TO HIM CASPAR

joe_sugg: HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM

joe_sugg: LEARN OLI

oliwhitetv: omg not another guy who likes them

oliwhitetv: I HAD TO PUT UP WITH CASPAR LECTURING ME ABOUT THIS FOR 5 MONTH

oliwhitetv: 5 FREAKIN MONTH

joe_sugg: GOOD

caspar_lee: NEXT URDSKJERLHKJ SUBJECT

joe_sugg: this isn't over White

oliwhitetv: plz lord 

oliwhitetv: take me up there with you

caspar_lee: 

joe_sugg: hold on

joe_sugg: 1. IS THAT OLIVER?

joe_sugg: 2. DAMN OLIVER LOOKIN FINE

joe_sugg: why aint i your sleep buddy ;((

oliwhitetv: i dont know how to feel

caspar_lee: DONT HIT ON OLIVER AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SLEEP BUDDY BABE

oliwhitetv: its worse than i thought

oliwhitetv: caspar when you orginally told me you liked this guy i thought we were having a giggle. Looking at your face rn, i can see it isnt. 

caspar_lee: stop looking at my face

joe_sugg: send me his face

caspar_lee: DO NOT MUGSHOT ME OLI

oliwhitetv: he covered his face up Joe sorry man

joe_sugg: dammit

oliwhitetv: well im gonna leave so you can get back to sexting eachother. It was nice talking to you Joe, even if you are strange

caspar_lee: goodbye oli

oliwhitetv: mate you're sat right next to me

caspar_lee: just LEAVE

oliwhitetv: OK

joe_sugg: goodbye oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;)))

caspar_lee: HOW DARE

oliwhitetv left the group chat

caspar_lee: you only say that to me what u doin ;((

joe_sugg: goodbye casparrrrr <3333

caspar_lee: HA

caspar_lee: DAMN YOU OLI I GET A FRICKFRACK HEART

caspar_lee: ok goodbye

A/N I FORGOT TO UPLOADDDDD OOOOOOOOOOOPS (HI)

Sorry guys i completely forgot, i've been going through a lot with my family recently, i found out my great gran only has about 2 weeks left to live, so ye :(

I literally remembered about this chapter rn so ive put it up without editing or anything, i really hope its ok :)

Danni X