Total Drama Homestuck

Episode 2

(Sorry for not updating for awhile , I have been very busy with fixing and make homestuck cosplay's and listen to the song when the challenge starts)

sG: Welcome to Episode 2 of Total Drama Homestuck !

sG: - whispers- well, I see the contestants are still use to modern day life and decided to sleep in -smile devishly- well that's all about to change.

sG: - grabs bullhorn- GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!! >:333

Everyone: - screams and Dave, Dirk, Tavros, and Eridan fall out of bed-

sG: -LMAFO >XD -

sG: OK, EVERYONE GET DRESSED AND IN THE MESS HALL IN 20 MINUTES!

- Everyone scrambles to get dressed, and walk to the mess hall-

sG: Ok, now that everyone in here today's challenge will be a bit of, oh how do you call it -evil grin- a Cliff hanger MA HA HA HA HA!! >:33

Everyone: ............

Tavros: - shudders in fear- uMM, aUT... I MEAN tG I, uMM WAS WONDERING IF, uH IF I COULD SKIP ON THIS, uH CHALLENGE SINCE I, uH  WAS PARALIZED BY , uH BEING THROWN OF A CLIFF.

sG: - thinks while humming to Death of a Bachelor- Sure Tav, BUT  you will have to eat slop for two days for not completing this one challenge .

(THATS RIGHT MOMO I FOUND OUT WHAT PANIC AT THE DISCO IS, be proud :333 !!)

Vriska: HA, What 8 chicken !

sG: - smacks vriska in the back of the head- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING NICE !?

Vriska: - stares coldly at tG -

Terezi; - pokes vriska in the back with a walking stick- Stop, Th3r3's no n33d for th1s Vr1sk4. >:|

Vriska; - looks at Terezi then continues eating-

sG: Ok, be at the top of Mt. Huss in 1 hour people!

_________ Time skip one hour brought to you by John's pranks______________

sG: Ok, now th rules are simple, if you make it in between the buoys then you score your team ten points and if you make it out side the buoys the your team loses five points and you get to have a nice greeting this our friends  the tiger sharks. >:3

sG: ok, so who's first?

Dave: I guess I will, - causally walks over to the ledge and looks down-

Dave: How long is this drop, dude?

sG: - thinks-  50 ft

Dave: ..... cool, - turns around, fix's his glasses then puts his hands behind , and winks at me as he falls of cliff-

sG: - rolls eyses and blushes a light shade of red-

- Dave falls within the buoys-

sG: Ten points for team Exploration . 

sG: Ok, who's next?

Everyone : -looks at everything but me.-

Jake : I will .

sG: - smiles-

Jake: - walks backwards and shots me two pistols and a winks-

tsG: - Blushes a darker red-

- Jake falls in to water-

sG: ten points for Aborabloodthirsty!

Nepeta: - Smiles evily and holds out mini shipping chart-

sG: - looks at her and scoots away-

sG: o..Ok , so who's next?

Everyone : ........

sG: ok, then how about............. KARKAT!

Karkat: FUCK YOU TO sG!   

Karkat: -walks over to ledge and looks down- now I know how Tavros felt.

Karkat: -looks at his team and then back at the water-

Karkat: - closes his eyes and cannonballs in to the water-

- makes it into the water-

sG: ten points for team Aborabloodthirsty !

___________________Time skip brought to you by my flush crushes <3 ____________________

 Points - Adorabloodthirsty : 55 , Scorage: 35 , Morail :50 ,  Exploration : 54

sG: And the winners of this challenge is............................................................

sG: ABORABLOODTHIRSTY!!!!!

Team Adorabloodthirsty: YEAH!!!!!

sG: your prize is a wonderful beach party and the losers get nothing .

sG: And now its time for your votes on who is to go home.

- everyone castes their votes-

sG: and the person going home is........................................................................

sG: ERIDAN!!!!!! 

Eridan : WWHAT!!

sG: JUST KIDDING! ;33

sG: - holds Eridan as he crys from my joke- and the real loser is Vriska

Vriska: WHAT!?! WOW SOLD OUT BY MY FRIENDS, YOU GUYS ARE REAL LOW!!! >::::(

-Vriska gets on boat and gives cold stares to everyone as the boat drives away-

sG: Will Eridan ever stop crying in my arm's and who will be voted out next this is all on the next Total Drama Homestuck!!