What You Two Bicker About

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Aleks
aleks is always doing something reckless. he'll take the stairs three at a time in either direction. slide down random rails when you're out in public. touch unidentified objects. you feel like his mother sometimes, telling him "don't do that" or "please be careful"

James
you're constantly fretting over the state of his back. he's always doing such dangerous things despite having chronic back pains. he tells you he's a grown man and can take care of himself, but you take his face in your hands and whisper lowly "listen here, asshole, im your girlfriend and it is a requirement that i care." then you kiss his forehead and tell him to stfu and that you love him and he says he'll try to be less reckless

Joe
honestly it's nothing that's constant, he's a sweet pea with an innocent and honest soul. it would probably be something like you two have reservations for a restaurant that will give away your table if you're late, and oh yes, he's ready to go, he was waiting on you to finish, but you've been ready for ten minutes, and you have to be on the other side of town in twenty to make it in time but he's talking to fans on twitter

Aron
he either sleeps too much or not enough. some days you'll show up at his home at three pm and he'll still be asleep curled up in bed. you simply snuggle under the covers with him on these days until he wakes up around six-ish. the more difficult days are when he's been awake for more than thirty two hours. when he's sleep deprived, he's just as quiet, but he will snap off in a heartbeat. you're proud at him when he snaps at another person but when he starts getting sarcastic with you, it usually ends in him getting the silent treatment until he goes to sleep. when he wakes up he apologizes and you kiss his temple and tell him to fix his sleep schedule.

Trevor
you get so mad over how messy he is. he's a very messy eater, too. he's not nasty when he eats, doesn't smack or chew with his mouth open, but the mess he makes when he eats it's ridiculous. you're constantly telling him to wipe his mouth and asking if he was raised in a barn; eventually you'll get tired and lean over to either wipe his face with a napkin or shove the burger he was about to take a bite of into his face. also!! the mess he makes in his room, my god, you would think he's still 14. he'll bring you home after a date and he'll lead you to his room, arms wrapped around your waist while he presses soft kisses to your neck, stopping to nibble a little bit while he opens his door then guide you to his bed. you turn around, wrapping your arms around his neck and he grabs you roughly by your ass and picks you up, wrapping your legs around his waist and laying you down on his bed. right into a pile of dirty laundry. the moan u had in ur throat is cut off quick and instead of doing the dirty, you lecture him on keeping his room clean. he complains when you refuse to let him touch you and you tell him he would get his dick wet more often if he fucking cleaned his room.

a/n: can you guess who my fave cow chop member is... betcha can't

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