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De Todo

After years of trekking through the forums of that deep, dark abyss that is the Internet, I will now teach you the Art of Trolling

Delicious Things

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by Trollol

by Trollol

1) The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have

•Cheese has holes

•The more cheese you have the more holes you have

•The more holes you have the less cheese you have

•The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have

•Problem?

2)I am 75% Jesus

•Jesus can walk on water

•Humans are 75% water

•I can walk on humans

•I am 75% Jesus

•Problem?

3)Ketchup is a smoothie

•Smoothies are blended fruit

•Tomatoes are fruit

•Ketchup is blended tomato

•Ketchup is a smoothie

•Problem?