1. How to move at the speed of light
-Get in a cart
-Get flashlight
-Turn flashlight on
-Point flashlight behind you
-Move at the speed of light
-Problem?
2. How to grow a pair
-Pair=pear
-Go to orchard
-Plant a pear tree
-Make it grow
-Grow a pear
-Problem?
3. How to get free scuba equipment
-Get a plastic bag
-Put plant in plastic bag
-Put bag around head
-Free scuba equipment
-Problem?
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The Art of Trolling
CasualeAfter years of trekking through the forums of that deep, dark abyss that is the Internet, I will now teach you the Art of Trolling
