Fairy Tail High

Nothing Happened I Swear

Natsu's POV

I walk into my dorm room to see my two best friends cuddling, Gray and Lucy
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I was pissed

I say to myself "aren't Lucy and Loki toge-Wait Lucy and Gray...together on the couch...ohh if Gray did anything to her I will kill him"

I walk over to him and gently woke him up, I would just straight up slap him in the face but that might wake Lucy up.

He wakes up to see my face and I start whispering "Gray what the hell is this" I gestured to them together "Nothing calm down" he said and yawned

"Nothing...nothing if anything did happen I will-"

Lucy's POV

In my sleep I though I heard 2 boys bickering. I was listening to the conversation and I heard a voice sounding like a guy saying "If anything happened I will cut off your dick" I woke up and yawned "Who's cutting off who's dick"

"Great Flamebrain you woke her up" Gray said "Shut up Ice Princess" Natsu said sitting down next to me and put his hand on my shoulder

"Did that man touch you inappropriately" he said sounding like a cop talking to a young girl "No Natsu he did not touch me inappropriately"

"Good, now Lucy" he paused for a moment then raised his voice as if he's my dad "What is the meaning of this, and aren't you and Loki together"

I decided to answer the Loki question first "We broke up, it turned out he was cheating on me" he replied with "Oh I will murder him for hurting my little Lucy"

"For the other question, after we broke up I went to your dorm room, to talk to you about it but you were out on a date with Lisanna" I paused "You weren't home so I talked about it to Gray, we watched a movie and I ended up falling asleep on him" I looked at Natsu he looked sad

"What's wrong Natsu" I said in a soft voice "Nothing" he said looking down.

I lift his head up with my finger and said "Natsu tell me what's wrong" I looked into his eyes and he looked into mine "Me and Lis broke up"

I heard that and gave him the biggest hug ever "Oh Natsu I'm so sorry to hear that" I heard a chuckle come from Gray. "What's so funny Stripper" Natsu said sounding irritated "Nothing Flamebrain it's just you guys got broken up with on the same night"

A/N: Mira was at Laxus's dorm when she heard that and she came in the room

"Omg it's fate, both of you, broken up with. On the same night" I swear that voice belonged to Mira, I look over to the left and I saw Mira and Laxus, Mira was on one knee trying to be dramatic and Laxus was leaning on the door frame

"Mira where the hell did you come from" Natsu asked "Movie night at Laxus'" "It's 12:00 Mira" Gray said lifting one eyebrow

"I'm roommates with Elfman" Laxus said bowing his head in disappointment "Oh that must suck" I said and giggled

"So you guys having a threesome" Laxus asked "Did you not hear that whole thing, we've been here the whole time" Mira said

"Okay let's go and give them alone time" Laxus said to Mira "Okay I already have some OTP pictures, Bye" Mira said back

"Hey I don't think a threesome is a bad idea, but instead of Natsu I could be Juvia" Gray said Natsu punched right where the balls are

Hey Minna, sorry this is such a bad chapter, and no there will be no dicks being cut off *cough cough* Natsu

If dicks get cut off that means no 33 Gruvia babies

My favorite line ever

"If something happened I'm cutting your dick"